DestinyBiden

Hello uh...... my uhhh...... fellow spartans uh.... it is uh... me, Mrs. Biden (PARODY)

This is my uh... only account

[DestinyBiden @BidenDestiny]

Hello my uh.. fellow guardians. I'm back on uh.. twitter after some long debates & conferences w/ progress on uh.. Eliksni reform & uh.. we have recently learned that it's Sav- uh.. Savathûn under control of the endless night. My team & I uh.. are working on a solution w/ Mithrax

[DestinyBiden @BidenDestiny]

My team has finally uh.. done the thing and uh... have let me go to Spider's golf course. It appears that uh... Spider is not here at the moment so I will uh.. contact him and talk to him privately...

[DestinyBiden @BidenDestiny]

@MrsBuddyQue Again, a bunch of uh.. malarkey. I will give an update on the situation when my team uh.... says it is ok to go out. In the meantime I uh... will be having some of my ice cream in my exotic uh.. space ship.

[DestinyBiden @BidenDestiny]

@MrsBuddyQue Whoever said he was a uh.. criminal? I was going to discuss with him about his past dealings with the uh.... scorn and other uh... business.

[DestinyBiden @BidenDestiny]

@MrsBuddyQue And who is to uh... say that Spider and his friend killed them?

[DestinyBiden @BidenDestiny]

This is complete malarkey! My team has confirmed that there are uh... dead eliksni in the area near Spider's new golf uh.... course. Hopefully, I can have a uh.. word with Spider when my team cleans up the mess and I uh... arrive.

[DestinyBiden @BidenDestiny]

Just woke up and uh.... was invited to Spider's golf course in the shore. He said that their is uh.. someone he wants me to uh... meet.

[DestinyBiden @BidenDestiny]

@MrsBuddyQue No current uh.. comment. If you see Caital though uh.... tell her to call me. She has not been answering my latest uh... messages.

[DestinyBiden @BidenDestiny]

Dead Orbit would have uh... charged too many ice cream cones anyway.

[DestinyBiden @BidenDestiny]

Update on solar system relocation. I have uh.. been having tough negotiations with Arach Jalal. He has been requesting to look at something about my uh.... son's laptop for the possibility of tampering with one of their operations. May uh... look into New Monarchy transportation.

[DestinyBiden @BidenDestiny]

@DestinyDonald45 This is wrong, I have been speaking with the uh... Dead Orbit representatives for safe passage to the edge of the uh... solar system and says that one of his ships costs about 20 mill- uh...... thousand ice cream cones.

[DestinyBiden @BidenDestiny]

@MrsBuddyQue I have no uh.. further comments, if you have any other questions address them to uh.... my press secretary and uh... hopefully she will circle back to that.

[DestinyBiden @BidenDestiny]

@MrsBuddyQue Hi there uh... Enclave, I do permit the use of laser- uh.... guns. You just have to aim for the person's uh.. legs

[DestinyBiden @BidenDestiny]

@DestinyDonald45 This is uh... absolutely unacceptable. We need to uh.... support our Vanguard in all it's decisions to uh... do the thing and support the eliksni.

[DestinyBiden @BidenDestiny]

@DestinyDonald45 Just uh... completely horrible. We need to let in more uh... eliksni into the last city. We uh... need to learn how to be tolerant and accepting of these displaced aliens and uh... follow the uh... light.

[DestinyBiden @BidenDestiny]

Currently in talks with uh.. Dead Orbit leader uh... Arach Jalal, about taking down the cities walls and uh.... moving to another planet.

[DestinyBiden @BidenDestiny]

I have uh... no idea what Mithrax is uh... doing with the spartans and the uh... splicers but as long as it takes care of the uh... the city supremacists in the last city they should be able to uh.. do the thing.

[DestinyBiden @BidenDestiny]

In the uh... meantime, look at me eating some of my favorite uh... vanilla ice cream.

[DestinyBiden @BidenDestiny]

Hello my fellow guardians it is me, Joe Biden. I cannot wait to see you once my team says I can leave my basement.