Biden Time

Biden Time was a weekly political analysis and discussion show that began in 2016 but now just here for the laughs

[Biden Time @BidenTimeTV]

Just a sad sad fat old man in a girdle that’s too tight with a spray tan that never looks even remotely human.

So I guess what we’re saying is that Trump is less attractive than Homer Simpson.

And about as smart.

Happy birthday, America. Hope you like crap!

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding was such a big spectacle that it even drew a response from the White House.

After "JUST&T MARRIED" billboards lit up outside Madison Square Garden for the couple's wedding celebration, the White House shared its own version on X featuring the message, "TRUMP IS YOUR PRESIDENT," in an apparent tongue-in-cheek nod to Taylor Swift's past political statements and the high-profile guest list.

The event also fueled political debate online, with critics pointing to the extensive fencing, barricades, and heavy police presence outside Madison Square Garden, arguing it was at odds with the views they associate with many of the high-profile attendees on issues like border security and policing.

[Biden Time @BidenTimeTV]

Hang on while I put together a video where I say “cringe” for 60 minutes….

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

President Trump saying WINNING for 1 hour. 🔁

Can't stop, won't stop.

[Biden Time @BidenTimeTV]

Awwwww @realDonaldTrump

WHA HAPPEN???????

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court blocked President Trump from using emergency powers to impose sweeping tariffs on most U.S. trading partners, dealing a major setback to one of his signature economic policies.

[Biden Time @BidenTimeTV]

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[Biden Time @BidenTimeTV]

@NickAdamsinUSA You don’t get to have an opinion, F r e n c h i e

[Biden Time @BidenTimeTV]

This poor son of a bitch still thinks he’s going to win a Nobel Peace Prize… FIFA might even have to take away the bullshit one they invented just for him

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Are you kidding me? America is taking control of Venezuela. Not only are we overthrowing Maduro, but we are literally going to "run the country."

Trump just said that America is going to "run the country of Venezuela!"

[Biden Time @BidenTimeTV]

@Georgesantos @POTUS You belong in Jail.

And we’re all confidant you’ll end up there again.

[Biden Time @BidenTimeTV]

@DonaldJTrumpJr It’s literally adorable that you think your Dad holds the kind of weight that will change elections, let alone his horse-faced kid with eerily oversized nostrils.

A candidate you’d endorse would have limited appeal. You’re more effective than Newsom at helping Democrats win

[Biden Time @BidenTimeTV]

Every single one of you who voted for this should be ashamed of yourselves.

Because he knows no shame, immediately putting on a bullshit medal for a made up award.

But he does have an effervescent glow, which I believe the spray tan bottle is marked “creamsicle “

[Biden Time @BidenTimeTV]

Hey, @MAGAVoice : Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?…you’re just asking questions because you’re a stupid person.

He spelled her name wrong.

And all his interior decoration can be described as “tacky as fuck”.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump just ENDED Fake News CNN Caitlin Collin’s whole career in 1 post

IT’S TIME TO REVOKE CNN’S PRESS PASS

BAN FAKE NEWS CNN

[Biden Time @BidenTimeTV]

Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?
…you’re just asking questions because you’re a stupid person.

[SS @ss_scmb]

Just cancelled my @Costco membership.

[Biden Time @BidenTimeTV]

@Pro__Trading Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?
…you’re just asking questions because you’re a stupid person.

[Biden Time @BidenTimeTV]

@SaltyGoat17 Yep. Just not the ones you think…

[Biden Time @BidenTimeTV]

@johnnymaga Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?
…you’re just asking questions because you’re a stupid person.

[Biden Time @BidenTimeTV]

@NickAdamsinUSA Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?
…you’re just asking questions because you’re a stupid person.

[Biden Time @BidenTimeTV]

Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?
…you’re just asking questions because you’re a stupid person.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

HEREBY DECLARED NULL AND VOID. 🖊️

[Biden Time @BidenTimeTV]

@ASFleischman Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?
…you’re just asking questions because you’re a stupid person.

[Biden Time @BidenTimeTV]

Miss me yet?

[Biden Time @BidenTimeTV]

Here’s a live cam from Washington DC…

[Biden Time @BidenTimeTV]

If only someone … ANYONE had warned us it would be as bad as this….