Biden's Mustang

[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

.@realDonaldTrump Trump Tower is just okay. Barely looks like a tower. #notveryterrific #doesntevenhaveanyramparts #tryaddingaclock

[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

@realDonaldTrump Someone's tweeting through his fever dream again.

[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

.@spgassist I'm still in the hotel for another week, so this kind of disinterest takes real dedication. They have to really want it.

[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

.@spgassist that's the kind of dedication that's had them only pretending to give a shit for four days while blowing me off, I assume.

[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

.@spgassist don't worry, though. At 10:00 tonight when I asked for the 2nd time, someone came up and dropped some towels and tp on the bed.

[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

.@spgassist bc the way you make up for losing a priceless possession, apparently, is to never clean that room again.

[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

.@spgassist well why not. Let me just towel off and go get dressed in the room housekeeping skipped entirely today.

[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

.@spgassist I mean, when I called you, you just transferred me back to the hotel's comically disinterested staff. You sure this time?

[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

.@sheratonhotels could you get a single one of them to look for the stuff that's been missing from my room since Friday? That'd be great.

[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

.@VP @AbeShinzo @POTUS Has nobody in this administration seen a handshake before? It typically has less yanking and barely veiled contempt.

[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

.@POTUS @AbeShinzo Yea, he looks thrilled to be yanked around while having to explain to you how pictures work, Donald. Good work out there.

[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

Yo. https://t.co/DsDszfF1bI

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

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[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

.@realDonaldTrump THEY ARE THE COURTS YOU FUCKING GOURD

[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

.@RoguePOTUSStaff True or false: Spicer wearing darker foundation at daily briefings due to criticism from Donald on his appearance?

[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

.@realDonaldTrump @POTUS I don't even have anything witty for you, Donald. You're a genuine piece of shit and I wish you ill.

[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

.@realDonaldTrump @POTUS you talking about your impeachment trial? Can't fucking wait. We won't be safe until you're gone, Donald.

[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

.@POTUS Spent the day RTing people and arguing with @Nordstrom. History will call it a red flag & cry for help. We called it Wednesday.

[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

.@realDonaldTrump @POTUS Fuck's sake, Donald, now this dumb shit'll be in the Smithsonian. #stopretweetingyourselfyoufuckingbedpan

[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

.@realDonaldTrump Jesus Christ, Donald. You only read the headline didn't you.

[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

.@realDonaldTrump Name one demonstrably good thing you've done, Donald, and I'll lead the charge myself to get her back in. One thing.

[Biden's Mustang @BidensMustang]

.@realDonaldTrump Which one? Your election? Your frumpy suits? Your choice in drapes for the Oval Office? Which terrible decision, Donald?