Chelsea Masler

LGBT pride. Reproductive rights and global health advocate. Mom to the world's neediest fur children.

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@ThoughtCrimes80 Here in Monmouth County, NJ, homes are going for $100K+ over asking, 15+ offers, cash, starting at $400K homes and up. No improvements here!

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@JulieLovesFluff @CarolZ49968885 Spoiler alert-I’m a Certified Nurse-Midwife and have had several 11 and 12 year olds who are sexually active, some who get pregnant either from abuse or from a boy their age….almost always with parents who clap their hands over their ears and pretend that’s not possible…

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@dalepartridge Women are influenced by emotions? Your great leader, Donald Trump, ups tariffs on countries when things like their commercials offend his little feelings. Probably time for giant man babies to stop trying to “rule America” and let women do it since we can manage our emotions.

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@LipCurlGirl @outsidebarrier @fatcatreviewz @jackunheard This is literally true, I recommend you listen to actual news. A felon suing for being indicted on his crimes in exactly the amount this asinine ballroom is going to cost so the US tax payer can fund it. When will all of you actually see his lies?! You’re all infuriating!

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@cybil2pointo @Hunter_Eagleman Women are led by feelings? Canada recently ran an ad that hurt Trump’s little feelings and he upped their tariffs! That’s mad! Giant man babies who haven’t learned how to regulate their “big feelings” are absolutely the largest danger to this country.

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@JohnStrandUSA @TPUSA I mean, since the MAGA cult won’t vaccinate their children and measles outbreaks are literally popping up all over the country this week, I bet measles will indeed make a guest appearance 🤣

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@ryanbruns_ @louisianawho @MeachamDr Nurse-midwife here and sammmmeeeee :(

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@TheWhiteWolfTP @xbtUncleH My wife and I went to Germany (mostly small towns on the French border) at the end of last year and I assure you, almost everyone was white, including the tourists, these posts are just propaganda.

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@That_coder_girl @LilaGraceRose Your kid thinks it’s wrong to see 2 consenting people kissing? Clearly your household is lacks appropriate displays of affection…that’s sad!

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@samamass22 Babe you have 6 followers don't sell yourself short

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@SenSanders My about-to-be wife and I are getting hitched right up the street on Saturday! Come stop by for a drink and treats!

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Just found every other #averagelesbian in Nashville at the #BrandiCarlile concert #ryman auditorium

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I Imagine A Time When You See Me https://t.co/N1gbu9WjGJ

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So proud to live up to stereotypes when I look at our two Subarus in the driveway #lezbaru #averagelesbian

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The station I listen to advertised a grand prize promposal from Austin Mahone. #1 prom was a decade ago. #2 who is Austin Mahone? #sonothip

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I love nothing more than to study potential causes for people's distressed bowels while I eat lunch #FirstTweet #midwifelife