BierWizard

Ventriloquist and Bilingual Auctioneer at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. Southern California sales manager @mikehessbrewing

[BierWizard @BierWizard]

@mlbtraderumors @Padres

[Rishi Vohra @rishivohra]

🚨 My Tesla literally saved my life yesterday. What started as a normal drive turned terrifying fast.

I unintentionally fasted for 17 hours, took some medicine, and had a severe allergic reaction. My body shut down—I passed out while driving on the freeway, mid-conversation with my wife on the phone.

Thank God my Tesla had Full Self-Driving engaged. It detected I lost consciousness (thanks to the driver monitoring system), immediately slowed, activated hazards, and safely pulled over to the shoulder. No crash. No danger to anyone else on the road.

My wife heard me go silent and knew something was wrong. She used @Life360 to alert emergency services—they located me within 5 minutes.

They attended to me enough for me to tell them, 'I don't want to abandon my truck here on the freeway.' So the Tesla autonomously drove me the rest of the way to the ER. I walked in, got admitted, and they stabilized me overnight.

I'm being discharged today—levels back to normal, feeling grateful and alive.

Huge thanks to my incredible wife for staying calm and acting fast, and to @elonmusk @Tesla @tesla for engineering cars that literally protect lives when the driver can't. This isn't just convenience—it's life-saving tech. 🙏⚡❤️

[MAZE @mazemoore]

2010. President Obama shoots down the whole "stop deportations and just let the illegal immigrants be" argument that the Democrat party is currently pushing.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Actor David Spade raising awareness that a bill was introduced in California to audit where the $20+ billion dollars in missing homeless money went, it passed but then Gavin Newsom VETOED the bill to block the investigation

Yes, this really happened. He blocked bills for an audit MULTIPLE TIMES

Bipartisan bill AB 2903 (unanimous passed 72-0 in the Assembly, 40-0 in the Senate) would’ve forced annual public reports on where the money went

Newsom vetoed it.

Gavin Newsom also vetoed similar bills AB 2570 and AB 2093

“The same broader problem with people paying taxes in California — The homeless, they lose $20 billion, but they want more money for it. That's why people get tired of paying taxes and going, what are you doing? Gavin Newsom just vetoed a bill asking for an audit of where the money for homeless goes. He said, not a chance. You're not gonna see that. That's the problem.”

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY CRAP. This actually just happened on Capitol Hill.

SEN. JOSH HAWLEY: "Can men get pregnant?"

LIBERAL DR. VERMA: "I'm not sure what the goal of the question is."

HAWLEY: "The goal is to establish a biological reality. Can men get pregnant?"

VERMA: "I take care of people with many identities."

HAWLEY: "Can men get pregnant?"

VERMA: "Again, as I'm saying-"

HAWLEY: "You said science and evidence should control. Can men get pregnant? You're a doctor, I think."

VERMA: "Science and evidence should guide medicine."

HAWLEY: "Do science and evidence tell us that men can get pregnant?"

VERMA: "I think yes-no questions like this are a political tool."

WOW. 🤯🤯🤯 @HawleyMO

[Giggling Ganon @GigglingGanon]

The irony is deafening. 👀👇

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY CRAP. Democrats really are that dumb.

Q: Would you trade Trump for Maduro?

LIBS: "Yeah. Maduro was democratically elected." 🤯

"Maduro could come be our president? Oh, ANY DAY! All the check marks are there. Not white, he's a minority!" 🤡

"Probably, sure."

"More than likely, of course!"

"If a Maduro out here can bring us to revolution? I'd support it."

Unbelievable. Unreal.

H/t Stephanie Hamill/Insta

[Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱 @ryangerritsen]

A message from a Venezuelan
“Where were all of you Liberals?”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This actually works in Teslas right now

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

This is insane

During the San Diego City Council meeting council members are outright asked if they will fight for higher rates and profits for energy company SDG&E

The answer is yes

SDG&E CEO makes $20 million per year, has increased rates 8 times already in 4 years on San Diego residents and the company already profits over $900 million a year

[BierWizard @BierWizard]

@SleeperPadres @fangraphs Def need some depth on the bench

[BierWizard @BierWizard]

@FoulTerritoryTV @Ken_Rosenthal That’s about the most obvious take that a 98 year old dementia could have delivered.

[BierWizard @BierWizard]

@Lizzyb_th I’m so fucking tired of all this AI shit

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: The woman who was kicked out of Gold's Gym for voicing concerns about a man in the locker room scolds CA State Sen Scott Wiener & storms out of the room after he told her "trans women are women"

Tish Hyman (@listen2tish): What are you doing to protect real women?

Wiener: Trans women are women...

Hyman: We have to protect women! We cannot be r*ped in the bathrooms by men that want to say they're women. They're not women!

Bravo.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Listen to this father.

We need to hold judges & DAs responsible for releasing vicious murderers on innocent victims.

https://t.co/tywRva8qvI

[BierWizard @BierWizard]

😵‍💫

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cancel Netflix

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Let’s make a deal at a grand bargain between the two sides that hate each other so much. The Left will quash all their loony woke shit, and the Right will stop the slide into autocracy.

[BierWizard @BierWizard]

@BillboardChris Jesus fucking Christ

[BierWizard @BierWizard]

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