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[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

Elmo says he gets really upset when people post videos of him giving the Nazi salute.

So whatever you do- DO NOT RETWEET THIS:

[Prequel Memes @rPrequelMemes]

Democracy Today https://t.co/AtbceQyecC

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

When I started talking about Oligarchy, many people didn't understand what I meant.

Well, that's changed.

When the 3 wealthiest men in America sit behind Trump at his inauguration, everyone understands that the billionaire class now controls our government.

We must fight back.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity.

People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.

[Smooth Dunk @SmoothDunk]

it was a Roman Salute!

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

Remember kids, it’s always morally correct to punch *****

:)

[North Shortman @BiffiB]

https://t.co/7OrehK3dY3

[North Shortman @BiffiB]

@aisha_c10 .

[North Shortman @BiffiB]

@tfwrail Thank you for replying to me. What's the time frame for these new trains and increased numbers of carriages to take effect?

[North Shortman @BiffiB]

@tfwrail Nice one for the 2 carriages on the 7:20am from Warrington Bank Quay to Manchester Airport. Absolutely love being squished into the train like a sardine at rush hour.

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

Rishi Sunak announces general election, in Duke Nukem 3D

[North Shortman @BiffiB]

@thomann Thanks for completely ruining my day by charging my card, whilst simultaneously not processing my order due to a site error. Give me back my damn money, and fix your shitty website.

[North Shortman @BiffiB]

#PS4share

[North Shortman @BiffiB]

@BeeNetwork What on earth is happening with the trams? No wonder you have people that don't pay your fares, your "service" is about as useful as my d**k after 8 pints.

[North Shortman @BiffiB]

I've found you, Jon.
#Starfield #StarfieldGarfield #Garfield @BethesdaStudios

[North Shortman @BiffiB]

Fuck this, right. Stream every track of theirs right now. Watch every video on YouTube. Give them all the attention you can and make them massive. Because this isn't criticism, it's not that: it's downright national abuse, and we should all be fucking ashamed of ourselves.

[Billy Bragg @billybragg]

Solidarity from everyone at Left Field with Billy No Mates who was so badly abused online after her @glastonbury set was posted on @BBC6Music that she asked them to take the clip down. She played a set for us last year and was brilliant. You’ll always have place here Tor

[Billy Bragg @billybragg]

Solidarity from everyone at Left Field with Billy No Mates who was so badly abused online after her @glastonbury set was posted on @BBC6Music that she asked them to take the clip down. She played a set for us last year and was brilliant. You’ll always have place here Tor

[Alanah Pearce @Charalanahzard]

Still haven’t found a way to comprehend how anyone who claims to like video games can also revel in their failures with bizarre, giddy excitement. I want all games to be good. It is a huge bummer when they are not.

[North Shortman @BiffiB]

@NeillBlomkamp One is glad to be of service