Dr. CFB

Address me as Dr. CFB

[Dr. CFB @Big10CFB]

@POTUS One can't define a woman and the other doesn't know where they are...

[Dr. CFB @Big10CFB]

Remember when The Onion was funny? Me either.

[Dr. CFB @Big10CFB]

Public transportation in every major city is a disgusting death trap. Chicago and New York take the cake.

Houston, Montreal QC, and STL are the only places I've seen that produce semi decent public transit services.

[Dr. CFB @Big10CFB]

@elonmusk has 'fuck you' money. Straight American goals. Don't like something? Make money, buy it, change it.

[Dr. CFB @Big10CFB]

I fucking love this tweet. Frame it!

[Lulu Cheng Meservey @lulumeservey]

Substack is hiring!

If you’re a Twitter employee who’s considering resigning because you’re worried about Elon Musk pushing for less regulated speech… please do not come work here.

[I’m Ron Burgundy? @randomtask_15]

@Rich_Cooper

[Dr. CFB @Big10CFB]

@elonmusk @paraga Bring him back, Elon. You know who we're talking about!

[Dr. CFB @Big10CFB]

@MarketRebels So that means leadership will stay put. Got it.

[Dr. CFB @Big10CFB]

@RubinReport @elonmusk Out here doing the Lord's work. Thank you, Elon!

[Dr. CFB @Big10CFB]

@ElectionWiz That's a big fucking yes

[Dr. CFB @Big10CFB]

So you can fire off another victim tweet?

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Nope, can't listen to any more Republicans on the Senate Judiciary committee. I had things I wanted to actually accomplish today other than screaming at my television.

If one of these assholes puts my name in their mouth, let me know.

[Dr. CFB @Big10CFB]

Good. Get the groomers out of FL.

[Dr. CFB @Big10CFB]

@elonmusk Fucking legend

[Dr. CFB @Big10CFB]

Sorry, Marshall and Thomas. Your accomplishments mean nothing and contributions to history have been rewritten for the greater good of revisionism. #SCOTUS

[Dr. CFB @Big10CFB]

Nothing to see here, America! Just @POTUS using your money to pay for his crack addicted, hooker banging, shitty art making kid's security.

[New York Post @nypost]

Secret Service renting $30K Malibu pad to protect Hunter Biden: report https://t.co/Dp0C2efpq7

[Dr. CFB @Big10CFB]

@newsmax Man, Joe Biden's son is living the life. Smoking crack, banging hookers, selling crappy art while living rent free in a mansion.

[Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug]

Reject modernity, embrace tradition

[Dr. CFB @Big10CFB]

Good. More of this. Women, stand strong. This is the feminism I support.

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

Transgender Cyclist Booted From Women’s Championship After Female Competitors Threaten Boycott https://t.co/wikmoQYZpV

[Dr. CFB @Big10CFB]

Also, what happens to fire in the future? Seriously? Does the future destroy fire?

[Dr. CFB @Big10CFB]

This is what I produce after eating food