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Slowly learning Spanish from the weather girls on Univision

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Every once in a while you need to remind her that you’d be just fine without her 👨🏾‍🍳

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Egg salad and banana 🔥 ⁦@GordanRamseyFr⁩

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Grilled Kobe chopped steak served with a reduced purée of fresh tomato, mayo, and worcestershire glaze with a hint of dehydrated onion accompanied by a delightful garnish of freshly segmented pickled cucumbers @GordonRamsay

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We need a Disney princess with chlamydia

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Every once in a while you need to remind her that you’d be just fine without her 👨🏾‍🍳

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Feminism is just women trying to convince us they are still pretty without makeup

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Happy International Women’s Day to all the broads that listen good and act right @alyankovic @Wendys @SeaWorld

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@Getinwithgame Tell her “Hey, come sit on my hand and tell me about your day” It shows you know how to listen so she feels supported

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@BlackAndNative1 Worth $3.5 million? Does it have $3,490,000 is cash in the trunk?

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What the fuck

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@ChiChiGreenblat Witchcraft

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@UltimoLegend Very relatable. Try Aaron Lewis’s version. Not as good as the original but a damn fine cover

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@YahooFantasy I had the 8th pick in my draft and ended up with CeeDee and J. Taylor first round. After a few more picks I realized my team is terrible so I proceeded to be petty and grab the back-ups for McCaffrey and Bijan. One of them is bound to get hurt. Stay petty my friends

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Me: Feeling good about myself
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@tlindblad @OrwellNGoode Another option would be the interviewer is stupid and when they saw a gap in employment their smoothly brain told them they should ask about it. You are giving the interviewer credit like they have a CSI crime investigator mind when they are more than likely just retarded

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@AmericanaMama_ I wish mom and dad could work things out