Marty Pants

Smarty Pants is the star of the Big Balloon Show, and a man who makes many, many balloons.

[Marty Pants @BigBalloonShow]

@WalterMaselli1 He went to Liberty University so he could have been suspended for a serious infraction like wearing shorts to class, growing a beard, watching a PG-13 movie, or listening to rap music.

[Marty Pants @BigBalloonShow]

Paul McCartney "1985" from One Hand Clapping 1974- Stereo https://t.co/hzl7GC2Zcg via @YouTube

A couple of days ago, @CMacWFAN mentioned this McCartney Wings track (that I’ve never heard before)

Thanks CMac, it’s awesome and sent me way down into a Wings rabbit hole.

[Glenside Library @glensidelibrary]

A huge thank you to Smarty Pants for bringing so much fun and laughter to our library with the @BigBalloonShow! 🎉

Not only was the performance amazing, but he left behind these larger-than-life balloon creations. 🎈

Stop by and check them out before they float away!

[Marty Pants @BigBalloonShow]

@jondelarroz @jpalmiotti Probably because real world idiots completely missed the point of what the Punisher is all about and co-opted the logo to represent crime instead of punishing it.

[Marty Pants @BigBalloonShow]

@jpalmiotti Awesommmmme

[Cook Memorial Public Library District @CookLibrary]

@BigBalloonShow @cousinsmainelob It was a rockin' turn out and we want to thank Brookdale Vernon Hills for generously sponsoring this event. It wouldn't have been possible without their support.

[Cook Memorial Public Library District @CookLibrary]

Last Friday was the first show in our Outdoor Concert & Food Truck series featuring the Beatles' cover band Kaleidoscope Eyes, @BigBalloonShow, and @cousinsmainelob food truck.

[Marty Pants @BigBalloonShow]

@CookLibrary @cousinsmainelob Thank you for an amazing community event!

[Marty Pants @BigBalloonShow]

@jpalmiotti To me, TEX has always been the definitive Ghost Rider artist but I’d love to see Daniel Warren Johnson on the character.

[Marty Pants @BigBalloonShow]

@Lonewolf334733 @JLas43_ It’s crazy to think how much of an upgrade it’s been at 1B with Goldy and Ben Rice over a washed up Rizzo last year

[Marty Pants @BigBalloonShow]

@justinrhorer Backstreet Boys sounded and looked a little rough. Sad there’s only three B52s now. But overall very entertaining.

[Johnston Elementary School @johnston_stoh]

More Mousetrap Machine Show! #JohnstonWildcats #HighlandProud

[Johnston Elementary School @johnston_stoh]

The Mousetrap Machine Show visited Johnston Elementary today. We learned about 5 different simple machines! #JohnstonWildcats #HighlandProud

[Marty Pants @BigBalloonShow]

Honored to be interviewed this week by the fine folks at the Dunworth Foundation for the Arts

[Marty Pants @BigBalloonShow]

@PatrickZircher I was digging through a 90s comic collection and found a bunch of Vampirella issues you drew. So good!

[Marty Pants @BigBalloonShow]

@Comixace My kid’s school is a polling place. It’s been closed on Election Day the last three presidential elections because of fears for the kids getting hurt.

[Marty Pants @BigBalloonShow]

@DaveWarnedYou @OrganizerMemes He’s still young and has a few years to build up his political career, but definitely someone with a bright future.

[Marty Pants @BigBalloonShow]

@askkaitt It’s like going to a funeral and asking the widow, “So, have you got any hot dates lined up?”