Alex

[Ayush “Curry Muncher” Patel @CurryAyush]

The bartenders just suck, has nothing to do with your color you fucking weirdo

[Joe “Elite” Flacco @joeflaccoburner]

Carlie Irsay-Gordon needs to stop being a FAKE NFL OWNER (on the sideline, engaged, taking notes on her team) and start being a REAL NFL OWNER (soliciting prostitutes in rural Ohio)

[JVCK @IndySportsTalk]

Shane in OT:

[Jeff McNutt 🫟 @JeffMcNuttCBS]

I’m so sick of the football student section shirt

Like do you seriously not have a single other IU shirt or shirt in general you can wear to school

[Howard "The Piledriver" Kirk @LordHoward69]

If michigan played the taliban I'd be in the stands with an AK and a turban

[“Big Guy” Guy Guyerson @0ProblemsBUCN]

Update I just got from yahoo fantasy. Please god

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

After today's game, my NFL comp for Bryce Underwood is Tom Brady.

[Royce White 🇺🇸 @Highway_30]

I haven't even been publicly trans for 72 hours and I'm already getting so much hate.

I just want to hoop with my girls in my feminine era! Why can't y'all be happy for me? 💅🏽

[Mahatma “Mega Cock” Gandhi @mahatmaganl1tg]

Your heels are putting holes in the green you stupid bitch.

[Richard Douglas @richarddougla5]

Sluts turn into travel ball moms that raise fluffy hair douche bag kids

[Logan @SconnieColt]

Colts gave Andrew Luck more for a retirement gift

[Gary @plzbepatient]

It really is the “free candy bars from the vending machine” high school class president stuff

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

HOME RUN DERBY CHAMPION!

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Walk 'em down....to the All-Star Game! 🌟

Jordan Walker has been selected to his first National League All-Star team!

[Joel Sawyer @joeldavidsawyer]

Nothing has ever made me prouder to be an American.

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Inspiring development to the Brendan Sorsby story. Remember, kids: Always bet on yourself.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

We are pleased to inform you that LARS NOOTBAAR IS BACK!

[Ryan 🫟 @Rygi13]

It just means more

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Former Indiana QB Fernando Mendoza, RB Kaelon Black, and WRs Omar Cooper Jr. and Elijah Sarratt reunited with their NFL jerseys 🔥