Phil

Way she goes

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

An all-time pitching performance by Jacob Misiorowski. He threw a one-hit Maddux and punched 15. The most in a >99-pitch shutout before was Tarik Skubal's 13. This is Miz finding out in real time what he can be. The velocity is mind-bending. All of it is.

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

"nobody can ever tell when i'm racked"

[Phil @BigCountryPhil]

Tied with Truth as my favorite Celtic, day one fan...finals MVP was genuinely one of my favorite moments as a sports fan

[Jack @JackBlattNBA]

If Jaylen Brown is traded, what is your best memory from his time with the Celtics?

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

Noteworthy that the Rafael Devers "resurgence" lasted all of about 3 weeks -- pushing his season OPS all the way to .732! -- before he cooled off again: he's now 5-for-41 and hitting .122/.250/.317 (.567 OPS) in 48 PA since the beginning of June.

[Phil @BigCountryPhil]

I can't do constant soccer on my timeline, I genuinely can't

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

the brits who go to stadiums where you have go through someone’s living room to get inside are gonna hate this

[Trey @TA1297]

Most ethical ring of all time

[Marked As “Unsafe Individual” @tom_on_here]

Who gives a fuck you old shithead

[Stats @redsoxstats]

Final thoughts on the chief baseball officer for the weekend: Whoever is next, Gomes, Falvey, Romero, Cora, or twenty other people, the most pressing issue isn’t their take on player acquisition and development strategy, it’s getting the machine functional.

[Star Spangled Ballers @SpangledBallers]

Yeah, but it’s still not as good as Pooplestown Bridge! Can fit 700 of me mates in one end and we only have to walk one kilometre to the pub to drink a beer. Ya bellend!

[Phil @BigCountryPhil]

The TV has been paused in this for like 30 min, A+ work

[Nick @YouKnowRu]

All I know is, Ben Simmons woulda never done what De’Aaron Fox did.

[Hit Factory @HitFactoryPod]

you all can't even win without complaining, huh?

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

Kinda shit that makes you levitate outta your seat

[Matt Kramer 🔪 @kramerposts]

not sure if anyone will ever beat this two-tweet combo

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

[Phil @BigCountryPhil]

Maybe!!!!

[Damien Peters @DamienPetersNBA]

Are the Knicks about to achieve the rare
“no asterisk” championship?

- Hawks were healthy
- Sixers were relatively healthy (Embiid was banged up and missed 1 game, but OG missed 2 and Mitchell Robinson missed 1)
- Cavs were healthy
- Spurs have everyone available

[Caitlin Cooper @C2_Cooper]

the spurs are shooting 61% from three and 61% overall with only 1 turnover

[Tony East @TonyREast]

You have to question the officials for making all of the Spurs shots go in and not as many of the Knicks shots go in.

[Xanny DeVito @trevorstweetss]

The irony of the team with Jalen Brunson crying about the refs is simply too good. Best part is Knicks fans have zero self awareness about it