ChampagneCowboy

On this, and every starry night, I’ll be the cool evening breeze kissing your wine glass.

[ChampagneCowboy @BigDaddyTex420]

Boss told me I had to quit drinking on the job because it’s a Liability, I said all that’s gonna do is test my Lie Ability

[ChampagneCowboy @BigDaddyTex420]

Sometimes being in an age gap relationship is crazy cause she’ll talk about what it was like being in school when the news broke that Zayn was leaving One Direction the same way I talk about 9/11

[ChampagneCowboy @BigDaddyTex420]

This is literally how it feels eating Pho when I’m hungover

[ChampagneCowboy @BigDaddyTex420]

I’m so fucking SICK of these companies cutting corners just to make a profit !!!

[legit gaming leaks @gaming_leaker]

Nintendo Switch 2 will not be able to make pizza.

[ChampagneCowboy @BigDaddyTex420]

I know there’s a who down in whoville that don’t play about her

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Anya Taylor-Joy stuns in newly shared picture.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

This Girl Singing A Perfect Cover of "Can't Get You Out of My Head" by Kylie Minogue

[ChampagneCowboy @BigDaddyTex420]

Who posted this, Gilbert Grape??

[“Bad” Billy Pratt @KILLTOPARTY]

🚨🚨ABSOLUTE BRUTALITY🚨🚨

[grace ✗෴✗ @warmhheart]

He is Risen. and by He. haha well. lets justr say. my peanits

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Que bonita familia

[ChampagneCowboy @BigDaddyTex420]

Anything over 4 likes is the same as me going viral

[ChampagneCowboy @BigDaddyTex420]

A group of middle aged white women could put this thing in the weeds for 2 hours with one order

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

How do you feel about robots replacing bar staff?
https://t.co/To7qbtq3BA

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

how about jake gyllenhaal for kissing me on the mouth

[ChampagneCowboy @BigDaddyTex420]

Usher really put football on the map

[ChampagneCowboy @BigDaddyTex420]

Happy

[ChampagneCowboy @BigDaddyTex420]

Hopper trying to find Will in the tunnels

[cheryl mason desu @cherylmason]

king charles in trisha paytas womb

[aarøn. @ayroned]

Rest easy

[ChampagneCowboy @BigDaddyTex420]

Nooooooo don’t do it he’s a good boy!!