Curt Dubbeldee

[Curt Dubbeldee @BigDeez]

Based on this highly scientific report, the unit size of the average Minnesotan is 7.34 inches, placing our state at number 10 on the list.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(902): Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.

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I need to wash my mouth out. Tony H.

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@JennyJohnsonHi5 mmmm pancakes!

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

I bet sex with a stingray is like fucking a giant pancake.

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@TheRock I make some mean blueberry pancakes.

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@KimAusome jeah!!!

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http://t.co/GJPzJX1d. Fml that's nice!

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“@TFLN: (310): Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12”been there!!

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http://t.co/6PcFK2GS is this for real:)

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http://t.co/rFzoEWI7 see nothing wrong with your hair :)

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Spent my Sunday cleaning up my dogs crap all over the carpet. Apparently dogs are unable to digest towels.

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Pour some sugar on me

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I want Jesus abs... Not when he was on the cross.

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Tonights a goose and juice night.

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Is it losing your twitterginity, if it's just the tweet?