very cool guy

I'm nice at ping pong

Occasionally funny

[very cool guy @BigDonDanny]

Hated for telling the truth

[Mac 🌹 @mactellomckeown]

The last time we had riots, back in 2011, the only long term impact on our country was this specific meme

[Heavy Spoilers @heavyspoilers]

all timer

[tom crisp @tomjc09]

welcome to toilet home of poo

[Alex @awlshw]

Pickford will be well up for that game against Argentina tonight after his dad died during the Falklands War

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

“Mr Infantino? I'm just calling about Jarell Quansah...”

[Manic Kieth Preachers KC @wrb91]

“The Prime Minister is…a northerner!”

[kd🚀 @mercsogyny]

Does anyone else’s sport have a fascism sub plot or is it just us

[eli @Elitiker]

Hitzetipp:
- T-Shirt ausziehen
- eine halbe Stunde im Kühlfach lassen
- T-Shirt wieder anziehen
- nicht im Lidl

[Michael Kasper @KasperStats]

just realized Chicago's MLS team is called the "Chicago Fire." ya know, their biggest disaster.

that would be like if New York had a team called the "New York Jets"...

[Jes @bloodstarvedjax]

I'm so fr you should be burned at the stake for saying this

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

neighbours cheered so loudly, thought england scored but it was gordon substitution

[OL @oliibrs]

Not looking forward to when it’s my turn to either be Prime Minister, manage Watford or marry Katie Price

[�� @UTDCJ_]

“gordon”

[໊ @doublegee___]

Freddie Mercury, who famously had nothing to do with the LGBTQ movement at Live Aid, a concert that famously didn’t have an explicit political cause.