Karlach's freckles

mid 20s // they/them // NSFW, 18+ only

[Karlach's freckles @BigFatThock]

rlly not fond of pooping

[Karlach's freckles @BigFatThock]

have been exhausted as hell but came in to work after two sick days, my first lil guy of the day was so happy to see me he gave me a hug immediately. gonna go weep now

[Karlach's freckles @BigFatThock]

bored. decided to research the connection between all the ai bros

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

(Photo of you asleep in your home) his ass is NOT prepared for The Nightmare 🤣🤣
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[MajorHighTide @BeauChandler12]

@GOP__Ls where are we now?

[Mikey Intifada @MicSchirtzer]

hi so we've actually reached you don't need to know the numbers of the deaths camps stage of the US holocaust

[ganii @gahhnie]

question: are you counting the gay stuff

[Karlach's freckles @BigFatThock]

my coworkers call it my auntie/mom voice. like yeah i have experience with a daredevil at home

[Karlach's freckles @BigFatThock]

my lil twin at work (my work nephew, work son even) is such a little angel w me. i thought he was just like that w everyone and turns out NO he is only like that w me. like idk man learn how to build the lego shapes he likes and find the music he’s singing/stim w him-

[Karlach's freckles @BigFatThock]

-and maybe he’ll chill w you too. ive somehow also become the only one he listens to consistently to be safe on playground stuff. i give him w 🤨 look and he’s back to safe activities

[Karlach's freckles @BigFatThock]

man who loves latinas w big butts and sex workers he was a client of only had good things to say abt him. many could learn

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[Karlach's freckles @BigFatThock]

only a crackhead can save us and i mean this. we elected the wrong biden

[seth @sethlypie]

@AngryAFMario Not him seeing this

[⚘️Carina @Carina_Amyth]

@AngryAFMario Some of his replies just stop them in their tracks, lol.

[🍄 @AngryAFMario]

Hunter Biden is straight up a MAGA whisperer 😭😭. Like those tv shows where an animal expert calms down a rabid dog.

[Hamon Beat @HamonBeat]

Kid named Mario Backrooms

[Sasha 🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺 @rainbowcutiepi3]

@localtryansfem Subs will look you dead in the eyes and ask you to Kirk them out with this face 🥺🥺🥺

[KUSO 🔞 URAGONER gamedev @kuso_otoko]

no, whales are cool, I just didn’t expect them to be chinese