seth

blasphenmous rumours

[Earl of FrunkPuppy @28delayslater]

Hunter Biden reading all of our tweets deciding which ones to respond to

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Lionel Messi driving through Bryan, Texas

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The Bears should have to rebuild Arlington Park now. Someone make that a law

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

The last time the Knicks had a lead in the NBA Finals was June 17th, 1994.

Yes, the same day as this:

[🍄 @AngryAFMario]

Hunter Biden is straight up a MAGA whisperer 😭😭. Like those tv shows where an animal expert calms down a rabid dog.

[seth @sethlypie]

@AngryAFMario Not him seeing this

[Thenewarea51 @thenewarea51]

This is not a want, this is a need for me. 😎

[New York Post @nypost]

Howard Stern’s radio partner Robin Quivers is ‘cancer-free’ 14 years after diagnosis https://t.co/0xumoIzbbX

[eliz @eliza___v]

Who fucking closed last night?

[Vital Vegas @VitalVegas]

This will win you a bar bet someday. It’s the wedding suite. The ceiling is painted for better photos of the terrace.

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

BREAKING: Aimee-Leigh and Baby Billy Freeman have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Me using Claude Opus 4.8 to rename a file

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

Over four paragraphs for the gorilla

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

Harmless jokes are nice. 😂

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

Robert Pattinson stars as Chris Hansen in the first teaser for PRIMETIME

Hitting theaters later this year. Thoughts?

[‘ @SherzCapone00]

LOOOOOOOOOL

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

[avery @chitownavery]

doctors declaring me medically braindead after a failed ben simmons jumper implant

[Jack Cocchiarella @JDCocchiarella]

Fox News thank you for the 20 gifted