Gary Fuckle

Troop 811 Leader, Proud Father of 2 Future Republicans, Lover of Assault Weapons, Bud Lights are for Pussies

[Gary Fuckle @BigGFuckle63]

On our way to OU with @Walter_Sterwald and @Ron_Johnson77 for parents weekend and a frat party. Can’t wait to cheat on the ol ball and chain with some 10/10 17 yo emo bitch. Time to see what real Gluck Gluck is abt.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Personally, I voted for Big Balls

[Gary Fuckle @BigGFuckle63]

Me -0, diarrhea-1

[Gary Fuckle @BigGFuckle63]

Hired a prostitute last night, found out the male g-spot is in the asshole… Boy do I have a whole lot of exploring to do.

#justcoppedadildo
#brownfinger

[Gary Fuckle @BigGFuckle63]

Yoooooo we baaaaack. Had a little stint in the pen for “driving under the influence”. Fucking pussy cop never had a hard days work, doesn’t understand a warm car beer on the way home is a right of passage. I’m all for backing the blue but that piece of bacon backed the wrong blue

[Gary Fuckle @BigGFuckle63]

All these lesbo fucks with blue hair got me geekin lowkey. How u gonna say u not attracted to men then date a bitch that looks manlier than a red pickup on a dirt road? Literally, go suck a dick. Need some cacka in ur life.

#scissoringishot
#notranssurgeriesinmyhouse
#صيدنايا

[Gary Fuckle @BigGFuckle63]

Very mixed feelings: the savior of America won the election, Bengals proved once again they’re retarded. Either way I’m getting sloshed on Budweiser “the king of beeeeers”

[Gary Fuckle @BigGFuckle63]

Son just asked me for a condom. Ik lil bro bout to put that thang on his friend bc ain’t no way he’s getting bitches. Little twerps in fucking choir n shi. Zero play.
#gayson
#nobitches

[Gary Fuckle @BigGFuckle63]

Ran over a cat on the way to work, went to go check on it then saw it was black and drove off. No, I’m not superstitious. Yes, I think there’s a superior race.
#klansmenforlife

[Gary Fuckle @BigGFuckle63]

Lowkey not a Pete fan, took too many 12 year olds out of the game.
#leavesomefortherestofus

[Gary Fuckle @BigGFuckle63]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Was no one going to tell me about internet porn?! I’ve still been going to the library to pick up a playboy every couple of weeks for the last 35 years. If you don’t see me for a couple days you’ll known where I am.
#kneedeepincum
#ranoutoflube

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

BREAKING 🚨

Kamala Harris has been exposed for her Bluetooth earrings.

👀 https://t.co/TLfzSwcFzP

[Gary Fuckle @BigGFuckle63]

Bengals have the unique ability of making every team we play look Super Bowl ready. Bengals need more white players.
#whitecornersarebetter

[Gary Fuckle @BigGFuckle63]

Abt to go visit Miami with my youngest- hoping to get my freak on😉
#puttingroofiesineverysolocupisee

[Gary Fuckle @BigGFuckle63]

Just burnt my tongue on a pizza roll. Fuck.

[Gary Fuckle @BigGFuckle63]

@shanemcguinnes It was one of those elder fucks that caught me blowing a .2 in my vista cruiser on I-71. Still got bailed out in time to make it to Sunday morning Church. Thanks Linda- only thing you’re good for bitch.
#divorceinthemaking
#thejizzler

[Gary Fuckle @BigGFuckle63]

The things I’d do for Livvy Dunne to let me bark like a dog at her…

#rolltide
#StopGazaGenocide‌NOW

[Gary Fuckle @BigGFuckle63]

Some Fuckwit (my boss) just tried telling me I can’t drink an ice cold miller on the construction site. How the hell is a man supposed to keep his game day buzz going overnight if I can’t lay down a few when I’m on the forklift?
#fuckcraig
#tittyfuck

[Gary Fuckle @BigGFuckle63]

@Walter_Sterwald Big surprise a liberal sissy tried to silence the truth!
#fuckkamala
#BanTransSurgeries

[Gary Fuckle @BigGFuckle63]

First post on X, how the fuck do I work this thing. I feel like Zach Taylor trying to coach an offense-retarded.