Naomi Maciver

Cook in the merchant navy. Been trying to get my act together since 2006 with a zero success rate so far.

[Naomi Maciver @BigGayPirate209]

I'll wear a mask till 20Ever but you're no changing ma fucking star sign.

Get tae fuck.

[Naomi Maciver @BigGayPirate209]

My absolute Fave song

[H A V O X @Havoxband]

Hello hope everyone is well please like this tweet and help us get our song on #listige playlist.
https://t.co/xFRfiGSI2s

[Naomi Maciver @BigGayPirate209]

@muncherdave Touche!

[Naomi Maciver @BigGayPirate209]

I don't mean to blow my own trumpet fucking TooT Toot but I've been avoiding some people long before the Coronavirus came along.

[Naomi Maciver @BigGayPirate209]

All these clowns worrying about the coronavirus have started hand washing and sanitizing. Shame you don't give a fuck about either of these thing's when the weekend hits and you get rode into battle by a stranger for nothing more than a dibdab and a free drink.

[Naomi Maciver @BigGayPirate209]

If you don't take a picture of the Welcome to Scotland sign on the motorway while cheering like a maniac, are you really even Scottish.

[Naomi Maciver @BigGayPirate209]

People who put empty wrappers back in the sweet box are honestly just testing me to see if I'll throat punch them.

[Naomi Maciver @BigGayPirate209]

@KerryHu60662460 @muncherdave @ScottishCraic You're welcome 😏

[Naomi Maciver @BigGayPirate209]

Was gonna sort my life out in December but then I remembered that famous line - Fuck it, its Christmas and well, that's the end of that.

[Naomi Maciver @BigGayPirate209]

When you have to present #DancingOnIce at 6 but be someone's guardian angel at 10.

[Naomi Maciver @BigGayPirate209]

Actually hate when you're doing a pure obvious task like washing dishes and some thunder cunt will go "What you doing?... Like, I'm obviously molesting myself, the fuck does like I'm doing.

[Naomi Maciver @BigGayPirate209]

@gavviefarron No I don't know where the local asda is

[Naomi Maciver @BigGayPirate209]

When people type F*ck instead of fuck. Well done, very well disguised, God won't be ashamed and others will think it says roundabout.

[Naomi Maciver @BigGayPirate209]

Who am I kissing into 2018? Alot of people's arses goodbye.

[Naomi Maciver @BigGayPirate209]

My whole life is basically like that week between Christmas and New year where you've no idea what you're doing or who you are.

[Naomi Maciver @BigGayPirate209]

Everyone will be receiving dildos for Christmas this year from me so you can all go and fuck yourselfs.

[Naomi Maciver @BigGayPirate209]

Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la fuck my life.

[Scot Gov Fairer @ScotGovFairer]

From today, recipients of Universal Credit in Scotland will be offered two new ways to help them manage their money https://t.co/p0kH1ekJ6F

[Naomi Maciver @BigGayPirate209]

I still love you.

Well I still hate you, ya massive dick.

[Naomi Maciver @BigGayPirate209]

Seeing some1 u haven't spoken 2 in ages & walking away thinking - Fuck me that was awkward. Its Honestly worse than leaving a baby on a bus.