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Eating, it’s what I do. #MFAM (not the real Beaston Shorts)

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Well fuck me running. @NICKMERCS didn’t inform me there was a #MFAMBBQ today, here I am munchin a couple Roma pizzas, wishing I was balls deep in a dirty burger talking stick flickin. #SadFace

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Anyone know why my ball bag has been itchy, looks like some form of fungi is on the backside of my bag😬 #ScratchAndSniff

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Fuck it’s Sunday you know what that means, sit on the couch get horny and shoot shots to girls out of my League! #WhoWantsToFuck

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@faderayrice @trobec @trobec is a hoax, he’s just as bad as @JoeBiden when it comes to lying

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@NICKMERCS you are the literal GOAT! Can you please have a BBQ sometime soon?

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The big man above has risen! Hoping a nice young man will come around and get my little fella to rise once again!🤪 #EasterSunday

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Anyone know of a dating app for just guys that are only interested in other guys? Time for me to settle down with the man of my dreams.

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@faderayrice Green bean casserole and washing it down with some ice tea!

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@faderayrice Oh trust me I’m game for a solid Zebra Cake! But something about an OMCP makes me happy!

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Fuck this inflation BS, use to be able to get Little Debbie snacks for $1. Pisses me off. #CreamPie

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@faderayrice Hey big chungus, wanna go to the next MFAM barbecue with me? #Heavy

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I am pissed, some might say pressed as fuck. Fuck all of you.

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I use to pancake people, now I just eat them. #FeedMe

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Another day of being a 605 hog.

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Great stream today! @NICKMERCS Was waxing my dolphin and watching you! #Nutted

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Might only be 10:30 but I’m ready for lunch! What should I eat, I got the meat sweats.

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Cant wait to be like Joey Chestnut at the BBQ, I’m going for 80 dogs.

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Good morning ☀️

Little Warzone vibes into Fortnite, finish it off with a gym banger. Grabbin’ the coffee, recordin’ intros, see ya soon gang 💥

MFAM BBQ info next week. Hang in there 💪🏼

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#MFAM | #FaZeUp

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Still think about this night way too much, wish we could go back and do it over again. #PROM2017 @baileynellson

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Having an absolute terrible day. #FuckRepublicans

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When is the next MFAM barbecue, I’ll fry up some kittys for it! @NICKMERCS