Martin Jol

Footballs un-happiest manager ever. Don't crack a smile so don't attempt it. #JolFacts.

[Martin Jol @BigMartinJol]

@notJoeAllen follow!

[Martin Jol @BigMartinJol]

Follow @AndreaPirlol genius on and off the pitch, great parody well worth the follow. #MUSTFOLLOW

[Martin Jol @BigMartinJol]

This @FunnyYid is decent but nobody can troll the @FunnyGooner. #Gooner

[Martin Jol @BigMartinJol]

@FunnyGooner #GoonerFacts Arsene is a great scout. He buys players for cheap and then sells them off for big money #ProfitManagement. #Lad.

[Martin Jol @BigMartinJol]

Nottingham Forest 0 - 3 Wigan. Nice to see them score a goal for each of their fans.

[Martin Jol @BigMartinJol]

Damien Duff is kicking arse in training and matches... Then I woke up.

[Martin Jol @BigMartinJol]

Not to fear, Jol is here. #CatchPhrase.

[Martin Jol @BigMartinJol]

“Martin I thought I told you to not cum on my face” “Sorry love my judgement isn't very good”. #50ShadesOfJol.

[Martin Jol @BigMartinJol]

I'm more awake than that Go Compare geeza' his always on my tv.

[Martin Jol @BigMartinJol]

@FunnyGooner Bias referee. He can clearly be bought as Man City and United show. Next season Fulham will conquer the Webb. #FFC

[Martin Jol @BigMartinJol]

If I take the piss out of Rodellaga does this mean I can finally get some gash?

[Martin Jol @BigMartinJol]

Not on Cloud 9. Unhappy life.

[Martin Jol @BigMartinJol]

@TheRealAC3 After all the bangs your famous arse must off had WHY would you leave Cheryl? #HighGuy. @cherylcole dw bby I'm ere 4 u xox

[Martin Jol @BigMartinJol]

Not to fear, Jol's here.

[Martin Jol @BigMartinJol]

Should probably go to sleep before I shit myself and end up having to change my sheets... Again. #Night.

[Martin Jol @BigMartinJol]

When I get angry or strain I do a face and usually get called a spastic. #JolFacts.

[Martin Jol @BigMartinJol]

I have abnormal nipples as my liposuction was a epic fail. #JolFacts.

[Martin Jol @BigMartinJol]

I have a moët around my house because I am going to lead Fulham to great success this year. #JolFacts.

[Martin Jol @BigMartinJol]

Hopefully this Essex Lions eats these fake Essex birds, aslong as I get to eat a Essex girl tonight. #NomNom.

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Big Jol's just got on Twitter going to touch myself whilst I release my vowels. Good night!