Erik Larsen

[Erik Larsen @BigMisterEd]

@HLC_actual “I own this one this fuck up is it entirely my own.”

New t-shirt idea?!? Because it would definitely get me out of trouble with the wife from time to time if I wore it.

[Erik Larsen @BigMisterEd]

No great story ever started with “So I left Ed at home...”

[Erik Larsen @BigMisterEd]

@PezRadar Do you know where I can get any of those PEDs? Asking for a friend.

[Erik Larsen @BigMisterEd]

My wife @NerdMommaPika said that she doesn’t love me enough to take me to @ultra. #thehoneymoonisover ☹️

[Erik Larsen @BigMisterEd]

@amfAR @kateesackhoff @CDCgov Ow

[Erik Larsen @BigMisterEd]

Today was probably the only time in my life somebody will ask me "Is that your Ferrari?". #thetruthhurts

[Rhett Reese @RhettReese]

Team Pool needs your official 'vote' of support. Let's break the internet. RETWEET if you would buy a ticket to the DEADPOOL MOVIE.

[Erik Larsen @BigMisterEd]

Having to stop and put gas in my topless Jeep on a pretty day. #firstworldproblems

[Erik Larsen @BigMisterEd]

I'm weak. WEAK! Totally having a beer with dinner on a Monday night. #rebel

[Erik Larsen @BigMisterEd]

L@

[Erik Larsen @BigMisterEd]

Harrison Ford was my age when Star Wars came out.

[Erik Larsen @BigMisterEd]

Cool things said by the wife. "Do you want coffee this morning or tea, earl gray hot?"

[Erik Larsen @BigMisterEd]

Why is it that everybody pages me at work right when I go to the bathroom?

[Erik Larsen @BigMisterEd]

With the wife out of town you get to do all the stuff she won't let you do normally. Like poop in her bathroom. #breakingthelaw

[Erik Larsen @BigMisterEd]

It's too quiet here. #thewifeisoutoftown

[Erik Larsen @BigMisterEd]

I've been back to work for only a 1/2 day and I already miss my pain pills and video games.

[Erik Larsen @BigMisterEd]

If I test positive on this drug test it sure would explain a lot.
#iwillneverjokeaboutmonkeysagain

[Erik Larsen @BigMisterEd]

I now know what a stoner would do with his lottery winnings. #transsiberianorchestra

[Erik Larsen @BigMisterEd]

Because breakfast was skipped this morning I almost snagged a can of soup out of the canned food drive here at work. Almost.
#hunger #evil