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“Smoke your weed, drink your water, and mind your business.”

[M @BigNapGal]

@GirrlRyan “Blaize” you can’t fool me, Sam Winchester

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

The preservation of land in national parks is America's best idea. It took an heroic struggle to keep this pristine wilderness from being deforested and turned into cheap hotels. But we're governed by people who value profit over beauty. Once they're gone, they're gone.

[M @BigNapGal]

Incredible

[M @BigNapGal]

@halsey THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

[M @BigNapGal]

@rozzycatt Letter to god (1983) but I’ll just let myself sob

[M @BigNapGal]

@GirrlRyan Friendly reminder that Elon is not an elected official no matter how much they pretend he is

[M @BigNapGal]

@MLB I would like to expand my vocabulary by listening to every game on the MLB app but the word of the day has been OPPO TACO FOR FOUR DAYS!!! I’m tiiiiiired

[M @BigNapGal]

@elonmusk You don’t give a shit about the person with a disability, when you say “mean and cruel” you’re clearly talking a keyed Tesla, not the human. You know what’s ACTUALLY mean and cruel to someone with a disability?? eliminating DEI.

[Cinna @blazyjai]

Bitches get birth control with no one’s permission, rent an apartment alone, vote, choose to or not to get married, travel alone, leave their abusive husbands, apply for jobs men apply to, have their own phone bill, but hate feminism. Stfu before I body slam you

[M @BigNapGal]

@DealinRugs @1LumenVox No one gives a fuck about who he is or what he’s wearing. They look because he’s distracted, walking in the middle of the street, making weird facial expressions to himself and filming their families!! Weirdo behavior.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[M @BigNapGal]

In breeze we trust

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

no way a vape saved this mf 😭😭

[M @BigNapGal]

Unfortunately, I would think the bird started laughing at me and get even more scared.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

He thought he was in hell for a second 😭😭

[M @BigNapGal]

@momhugstree Dang we drove back that way this morning, I wish I would have kept my eyes out for it. I’ll have to try and see if it’s the same next time

[M @BigNapGal]

New Ohio highway sign just dropped: “CLIMATE CHANGE IS A PYSOP”

[M @BigNapGal]

New Ohio highway sign just dropped: “KILL YOUR TELEVISION”

[M @BigNapGal]

Refusing another Microsoft teams update until they add game pigeon

[M @BigNapGal]

@agent_crybaby No but she’s Asking the important questions

[M @BigNapGal]

Adam took his hat off in front of my nephew today and he said , “is that why you wear a hat all the time?!” Followed by “you can’t go in public” 💀
no one is safe.

[‏ً @keaaaaley]

stefani germanotta, but as you keep scrolling she gets older, cuntier and more successful: a cute thread 🥺💋

[M @BigNapGal]

The biggest scam of being an adult is how little you get to see your friends. Nobody warns you about that in your adolescence and I think that’s fucked up