Big Nuts Academy

🥎 Official slow pitch softball team of the 618. Pristine Academy that requires big nuts, absolute lady killer mentality, efficiency on the field and in bed. 🥎

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🇺🇸🚨Opening Day🚨🇺🇸
When: May 15th 8:30 & 9:30
Where: 6th Street Park, Wood River
Opponent: Split
🥎Come out as Big Nuts Academy has its’ first regulation game of the season! 🥎

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🥎Lots of standout players tonight🥎
Burris
Slagle
Tank Hanslow

But our Live Mas Player of the Game:
Brycen Brown

🤝

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🚨🥎LAST GAME🥎 🚨
Tonight Big Nuts Academy will have it’s last regular season game!
Where: 6th Street Park, Wood River
When: 6:30 PM

Come support the boys as they have one last ride before most of them takeoff for the college life!

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🥎 BNA kicks off another game tonight !! 🥎
⏰ @ 6:30 & 7:30 ⏰
✅Where: 6th Street Park, Wood River✅

🇺🇸Pop out for some Thursday night entertainment as BNA takes on the worst team in the league🇺🇸

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🚨🥎 Gameday 🥎🚨
☔️ After 3 weeks of rainouts we are back!!☔️
⏰6:30 & 7:30!⏰
🚨6th Street Park🚨
Be there to watch the boys hit some dingers!

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🚨OPENING DAY🚨

🥎IT🥎
🍺IS🍺
🇺🇸GAME🇺🇸
🏆DAY🏆

8:30 & 9:30
.VS. Split
6th Street Park, Wood River

🚨Be THERE or be SOFT🚨

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Happy Mother’s Day from our big nuts to yours! 🥎🍺🥎

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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

ESPN Insiders have caught an inclusive interview while leaving the local training facility. His thoughts on being signed by the front office. Feels great and he is fired up! The BAM really motivates his game 🔥

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Are you coming to be first game?!

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We are 5 days out are YOU going to be there?

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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

ESPN Insiders captured a short interview with newly acquired player to the BNA roster ,as he was exiting the spring training facility. One week until the opening day and tensions are high and sounds like he’s ready to roll! @corn_dog52

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🚨Grant Schaefer🚨
- P.O.
- Lives in a log cabin
- Mini Wessy when pitching
- Enjoys energy drinks
@grantschaefer99

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🚨Grayson Slagle🚨
- Head Coach
- Larry Birds reincarnation
- Laughs at his own jokes
- 2x Super Bowl Champion
@GraysonSlagle

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🚨Blake Burris🚨
-Outfield Prodigy
- Does a lot of BAMs
- Enjoys big doinks
- Plays golf tournaments while being baked

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🚨Brennan Tolle🚨
- Retired baseball player
- Current track star
- The pillar is his 2nd home
- Street fight veteran

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Should the Big Nuts Academy acquire...

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🚨Matt Stopka🚨
- Lives at Planet Fitness
- Cold at 2K
- Buys ungodly amounts of packs
- Wants to have intercourse with Giannis Antetokounmpo
@MattStopka

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🚨 Aric Platt 🚨

- underrated prospect
- only comes to school when he wants
- likes to suck Tennessee’s genitals

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🚨 Gavin Lyday 🚨

- Moved to Bethalto because he hates everyone from Edwardsville
- Bleaches his hair
- USED to drive a nice car

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🚨 Ben Patterson 🚨

- AKA Big Pat
- 1% Nigerian
- Chick Magnet
- Gets sunburnt but doesn’t wear any sunscreen