Big Red Irishman

Buy me a vodka tonic (two limes) and I will tell you everything. American by birth. Irish by heritage.

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@HockeyRenegade Me hurrying to put my shoes on…!!!

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@leftarmisme I like that face.

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@bendtothetruth @sexybrandimae Holy meat curtains, Batman!!!

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@BlondeBrandy I will now!

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@Holy_Elle Looking good. 👏

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@DaniValentinaXo Yes

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Your left knee doesn't match your right knee. Let me help you split the difference.

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@HockeyRenegade Cutey-patootie right there y'all.

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Fact.

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@gsjh59 Coward. Trump's America? You mean douchebag Dems who threaten people to comply like you're doing? Nah.

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#mate #sandwhichmaker #mataterial #quest

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Thanksgiving is coming...

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Is it wrong to be allergic to cats but like kitty?

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@RobertMackey @Tw1tter_K1tten The disease…hahaha…

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@GingerHotDish @DaddyJew 👏

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@dcexaminer @Oprah Hey @Oprah can you lend me some cabbage to get out of my caste system?

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@Chritianloco I am soooo writing this tactic down!

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@turtledumplin @SexytotheNorth Not me! Uh, I mean…damnit…

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The difference between Mr Right and Mr Right Now is, well, NOW.

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@itsJessAndrea Well, hello.

Wow, it worked…you’re smooth. 😎