Uncle Ric

Full Time Gump

[Uncle Ric @BigRic001]

I’m with my homie and we’re at the local ramen/sushi place. Air is thick with blunt smoke from the hooka lounge next door. We are seated between a lesbian couple (one is a dyke) and a fat white man with his mail order bride. Very interesting vibe.

[Uncle Ric @BigRic001]

Real Football

[DJ Branham 🗽 @DJBranham]

Sports Fandom in the south is like Abrahamic religion. Everyone worships the same deity (Atlanta Braves) is just boils down to whatever prophet (SEC School) you're willing to harm your fellow man over.

[Uncle Ric @BigRic001]

Don’t let the left find out about MLKeg Day!

[Alpha News @AlphaNews]

‘Drinko de Mayo’ University of Minnesota frat party gets hit with bias report

The complainant said the sign for the party "perpetuate[s] anti-Mexican hate."

[Will Ainsworth @willainsworthAL]

As a conservative Republican, I enjoyed meeting the future Democrat nominee for Alabama governor, @JamelJBrown . His platform has something that every Democrat can embrace. JaMel is a nice guy, and our conversation was a fun one.

[Uncle Ric @BigRic001]

Y’all think the discourse between Iowa-Nebraska is insane..if we get a Bama-Tennessee Elite 8, this app would shut down.

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

These Labaron Philon Jr edits are just getting out of hand

If I see one more I’m gonna be convinced he should be the #1 overall pick

They just go so stupid 💀

[Molly @FSUmollz]

I didn’t expect Todd Golden to miss out on attending a Sweet 16

[Uncle Ric @BigRic001]

13 TO per game, we just have to force turnovers and score in transition and we can beat them.

[Kai @SznPltts]

I just imagined Aiden Sherrell and London Jemison trying to guard Aday Mara and Yaxel Lendeborg in the sweet sixteen

[Hank Richards @BlueCollarHank]

Free 2

[Uncle Ric @BigRic001]

I personally think Kentucky’s basketball issue stems from the fact that they have more Mormon’s on the roster than BYU.

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

Jewish man is pogromed at a North Carolina gas station.

Victim card = DENIED

[Lit News Network @litnewsnet]

JAPANESE REPORTER: “Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran?”

TRUMP: “We didn’t tell anyone about it because we wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?”

😭💀

[The Trillbillies @thetrillbillies]

Todd Golden, the heart throb of the most protected class in America right now (sex criminal with an Israeli passport)

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

All-SEC First-Team, per release.

Darius Acuff Jr., Arkansas
Ja’Kobi Gillespie, Tennessee
Thomas Haugh, Florida
Labaron Philon, Alabama
Tyler Tanner, Vanderbilt

[Uncle Ric @BigRic001]

Ozempic and Botox have turned chopped hoes into bad bitches at an insane rate.