> be 343
> founded in 2007 to replace Bungie
> ships 3 mainline Halo games, the best one is just alright
> ships MCC broken, takes years to fix it
> rebrands to Halo Studios to dodge the negative PR
> puts out a remake that's half the game
> Halo gets taken away
> 19 years wasted
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