Big Ted

Dishing out teddy bear justice since 1978. Gooner. Blog and podcast mascot. Figure of inspiration. #ITK Dungaree enthusiast. Roar!

[Lord Hatamoto MP @GreeneBantern]

Another pedestrian and I almost struck at Highbury by a cyclist jumping red lights. When we both politely informed them that they were on a red light the cyclist angrily scurried off. These incidents are happening at an increasing rate with no action taken.

[Not Racist Bear @ArsenalFluffy]

buy this book or feel the eternal wrath of fluffy

https://t.co/mc9nPhzNpn

[Big Ted @BigTedOfficial]

@matthewjsnape Karma is a bitch, Nazi-boy.

[JokAFC @JokmanAFC]

Alexis needs to go, and the sooner the better - https://t.co/zKjmugPBd4 #AFC

[Big Ted @BigTedOfficial]

I smoke motherfuckers like it ain’t no thing.

[JokAFC @JokmanAFC]

All membership packs should come with a warning for new fans - https://t.co/eEExrL55CM #AFC

[Big Ted @BigTedOfficial]

@AFCfreddie8 @ozgooner49 I'd smash.

[JokAFC @JokmanAFC]

The Kilted Cannon video channel for your viewing pleasure. Have look - https://t.co/SJ0okxs9qF

[JokAFC @JokmanAFC]

Today's game, previewed in detail here - https://t.co/NwchZwnKWW #AFC #Blog #COYG

[Big Ted @BigTedOfficial]

@GreeneBantern @ArsenalTed @ArsenalFluffy Fluffy has been destroyed in the name of @JokmanAFC

[Big Ted @BigTedOfficial]

@Stillberto Look... Just fuck off.

[Big Ted @BigTedOfficial]

@binhaf @Stillberto Could you please ask Tim to stop calling me. I'm scared now.

[Lord Hatamoto MP @GreeneBantern]

Opinion on if he is the right man, or whether it would happen or if u want him aside. If we signed Mourinho, would you support the manager?

[Big Ted @BigTedOfficial]

@The_GFP That cucumber is up your arse now. Admit it.

[Big Ted @BigTedOfficial]

Roar!

[Big Ted @BigTedOfficial]

@ArsenalTed @JokmanAFC

[Big Ted @BigTedOfficial]

@Stillberto @ArsenalTed I remember when Tim accidentally shit out a VHS copy of Navy Seals in the biscuit isle at Morrisons

[Big Ted @BigTedOfficial]

@ArsenalTed @JokmanAFC Jok is my Bae

[Big Ted @BigTedOfficial]

@Stillberto @ArsenalTed Fucks sake. The Matrix trilogy and Herbie Goes Bananas are all still up there.