They Call Me Timmy Fishsticks

I bring nothing to the table and even less to twitter. I'm a husband to Kiley, father to Will, Vivian, & Jack, and probably hungry for a steak.

[They Call Me Timmy Fishsticks @BigTim820]

@OmahaSportsGuy 9 days ago I thought I was going to have to step in and separate some coaches at the field next to where our daughter was playing. 2nd grade YMCA soccer and 5-6 adults were on the edge of making a scene like this. So insane.

[They Call Me Timmy Fishsticks @BigTim820]

Been a great 5 weeks at the new job. Refreshing my construction knowledge, learning new things, and building improved tools for the team cool with Ai agents. Been a lot of fun so far.

[They Call Me Timmy Fishsticks @BigTim820]

Do yourself a favor, instead of making lame jokes, go watch “Delta Force” and “Invasion USA” to see the origins of Chuck Norris.

[They Call Me Timmy Fishsticks @BigTim820]

Day 14 of an internet outage at our home. @quantumfiber sent an email on Saturday morning that service was restored. We still have no service. After two calls with customer service, a technician is scheduled for next Friday. 3 weeks, no service, no explanations. @ATT

[They Call Me Timmy Fishsticks @BigTim820]

I told you so!
Internet service at our house has been down since Sunday afternoon.

[They Call Me Timmy Fishsticks @BigTim820]

Let’s all get excited for a weekend of “unexplained” technology issues and whatever else the Ai overlords decided to unleash!

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

cc: @AnthropicAI @DarioAmodei

[They Call Me Timmy Fishsticks @BigTim820]

This is the look I get when Jack asks me if I want to pay $1200 for him to cook me dinner, and I don’t immediately say yes….

[They Call Me Timmy Fishsticks @BigTim820]

I am enjoying this college football. Very fun.

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

I'm no historian but I don't think there's ever been a situation in the last 100 years where the people storming the churches were the good guys.

[They Call Me Timmy Fishsticks @BigTim820]

@AFRO_THUNDER80 @LandmandG Same

[They Call Me Timmy Fishsticks @BigTim820]

The jokes about judging meat in college just write themselves…

[The Battalion @TheBattOnline]

The 2025 Texas A&M meat judging team has rounded out its season. With a national championship title and three students named All-Americans, the team leaves behind a lasting legacy.
https://t.co/bGKu3VPdGA

[They Call Me Timmy Fishsticks @BigTim820]

Funny that everyone knew it was happening, but nobody ever got caught by the NCAA…other than SMU…

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Everyone knows the SEC was paying players before paying players was legal

Coach O with an incredible response on @BussinWTB 😂😂

[They Call Me Timmy Fishsticks @BigTim820]

Jack says that you are awesome!

[They Call Me Timmy Fishsticks @BigTim820]

This is why AI isn't close to taking over the world. This is the output when someone asked Google's Gemini how to wire a plug. There is just so much wrong...

[David Ubben @davidubben]

Thinking about trying to explain to a non-college football fan why a 90-year-old man putting a mascot head on put a giant lump in my throat.

[They Call Me Timmy Fishsticks @BigTim820]

@OmahaSportsGuy Just go to your happy place until you are able to fire it up tomorrow night!

[They Call Me Timmy Fishsticks @BigTim820]

This is now the second time that I was able to jump into a meme stock before it hit the mainstream. Too bad I don’t have the funds or guts to put a crazy amount of $$$ into one of these.

[They Call Me Timmy Fishsticks @BigTim820]

Tried to get a family photo tonight on our 8th anniversary, 1 out of 5 of us managed to look at the camera. A nice snapshot of reality.

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

Chicago produced a Pope before a QB who throws for 4000 yards.

[They Call Me Timmy Fishsticks @BigTim820]

@OGIO do you have any guides for how to reconnect straps after removal for a Woode hybrid? Didn’t find anything on your website.