PLEASE SHEPARD! I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK! EAT YOUR SHIT LIVE ON THE EXTRANET! THEN ILL JUST FUCKING KILL MYSELF! GOOD PARAGON QUICK TIME EVENT SHEPARD! @masseffect@theboys@reallyman
Dear Santa,
I know I'm a little late. But I never really ask for anything from you. Can I get one of your tiny little elves. I got some shit that needs doing. Preferably a bad bitch
your firm believer,
Tom
Dude with everyone having a phone now a days i bet it's impossible to be a crazy woodland murder. I bet they have all given up by now. All the unsolved cases are solved now.