✨Alberto✨

I'm out here trying my best. Trans guy. Queer. He/Him.

[✨Alberto✨ @Big_Al5726]

@aydiosmanu Estoy interesado! Sigue disponible?

[✨Alberto✨ @Big_Al5726]

@Pompous_Basturd @RedCyberLiz You say that as if you wouldn't be enjoying every second of it lol

[✨Alberto✨ @Big_Al5726]

@Pompous_Basturd @RedCyberLiz Maybe you could say the lines of your favorite script or something. Pretend you're practicing for an audition. Just an idea 🤷‍♂️

[✨Alberto✨ @Big_Al5726]

@Pompous_Basturd Purple AND pink! Purple is the most forgiving color with freshly bleached hair so go purple and when it's super faded go pink. After you bleach, any yellow tones left will just make a warmer purple/pink so you there's no need to go hard core with the bleach

[✨Alberto✨ @Big_Al5726]

Honestly, treating my mom as a forgetful and eccentric director actually makes things go a lot smoother

[✨Alberto✨ @Big_Al5726]

Forget gentle parenting your mom. I gotta stage manage my mom. I'm leading a production meeting about plane tickets

[✨Alberto✨ @Big_Al5726]

I couldn't remember the word "hose" and I sat there for a solid minute like "tube rope???". I'm losing my english y'all

[✨Alberto✨ @Big_Al5726]

I've already had someone subtly ask me if I can afford to buy a coat because she was worried I was wearing a jean jacket in 45 degree weather lol

[✨Alberto✨ @Big_Al5726]

The other day was 40 degrees outside and I saw a guy in a fur coat

[✨Alberto✨ @Big_Al5726]

@treyrino Kids these days will never know the stress of going on a road trip and holding your portable CD player up so that the bumps on the road won't make your CD skip

[✨Alberto✨ @Big_Al5726]

@treyrino I will never forget the moment when I told a 12 year old kid to open up a Word doc and she looked at me like deer in the head lights. Dude, when did we get old?? Lol

[✨Alberto✨ @Big_Al5726]

@jack_wipler Ah nothing like a dose of pure panic

[✨Alberto✨ @Big_Al5726]

@treyrino One of the many reasons why I love it with every fiber of my being ♥️

[✨Alberto✨ @Big_Al5726]

Yeah my music taste has not changed one bit since my adolescence lol

[✨Alberto✨ @Big_Al5726]

@Pompous_Basturd Not only is it real art, good parody is hard as fuck

[Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine]

The fact that dudes go on a diet but they call it "biohacking" is so funny to me.

Like if men started knitting they would call it "hyper threading" or "powertangling" or some shit

[✨Alberto✨ @Big_Al5726]

I'm at my most masc when I gotta talk to one of those automated voice machines on the phone. It can't be "Sí 💅✨", it's gotta be "Sí💪🏈"

[✨Alberto✨ @Big_Al5726]

I just saw a TikTok of a guy teaching gen z how to burn a CD and I'm having an existential crisis

[✨Alberto✨ @Big_Al5726]

@Pompous_Basturd That sounds like a good plan! 😊

[✨Alberto✨ @Big_Al5726]

@Pompous_Basturd Also btw I think it's very healthy of you to not create transition goals. I was guilty of comparing my beard to others in the first 6 months