Aleister Goodboo

The time's now; it's never been more urgent.

[T B 💨🪐 @Christi65458114]

We don't need higher THC. We need minor cannabinoids like CBG and CBD accessible so neurodivergent consumers aren't stuck raw-dogging 30% flower

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

stoner in 1976: i just smoked 12 joints in a row and now i like bluegrass music 10% more

stoner in 2026: i did a dab and gave myself wernicke’s aphasia

[Neet @neet_sol]

"Damn you're never stressed at work"

That is because I literally do not care what the outcome is. The company could go bankrupt, the building could get demolished, and I'd just head home

[Lexi 🏴‍☠️ @GoBlueLexi117]

The fact I can drive 9 hours North and still be in the state of Michigan or I can drive 9 hours South and be in Georgia will never not blow my mind 😂

[Andrea Bitely @AndreaBitely]

The dark spot in Ohio is where they exclusively look for Michigan drivers.

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

Sleeping 4 hours a night and smoking a ton of weed every day is good for you and healthy

[serene @armourgraces]

“adhd meds Wow this is what normal ppl feel like” No. “normal” “people” dont “feel like” anything bc they dont exist. you are being stimulated by a stimulant. it feels normal because you live in 5th Reich Methworld

[Aleister Goodboo @Big_Ali_G]

This is the type of thing I want my tax dollars funding

[Dave @DE_Gifford]

I wonder if a zip line from the top of the Mackinac Bridge to Mackinac Island is feasible?

[Aleister Goodboo @Big_Ali_G]

I’ve been self medicating ADHD and OCD with copious amounts of cannabis for the last decade just to quiet the background noise enough to focus on one task at a time.

[⟡˙⋆abby⋆˙⟡ @abmoneyxo]

so actually i'm about to Nerd Out. there's a science to this

everyone has an endocannabinoid system. we are all born with it. it regulates and controls a bunch of body functions. your nervous system, emotional processing, temperature control, etc etc

now here comes the ADHD +

[Vaelor💥 @vaelor0]

Question for people who believe that life begins at conception: would you sell liquor to this baby

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Aleister Goodboo @Big_Ali_G]

Me as fuck

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

People who back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You envisualized your departure the moment you arrived

[** @bigguccicraigy]

i’ve never read a more sincere apology in my life this man was really going through it

[Jacob Titus @jacob__titus]

Buy land in this basin.

[redveil @redveil]

that cognitive dissonance all yours

[Wagon Burner 🪶 @oodhamboi]

daily reminder:

[🇰🇵단일성 Commie on the Rez 단일성 🇰🇵 @patriach2051]

Facts

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

all my tall niggas be goin 2 sleep early 😭😭 tired as shit from standing