Big Bobby

The names Bobby (Aka Water Moccasin)🤟🏼 Raging Alcoholic. American🦅 TRUMP 2024🇺🇸 Banned at 5k followers. follow my Instagram- bobby_armstrong11

[Big Bobby @Big_Bobby8]

FUCK HOW DO YOU DELETE A TWEET

[Big Bobby @Big_Bobby8]

Lost a good bit of weight since Christmas. #grinding

[Big Bobby @Big_Bobby8]

The turbulence on my flight was so damn bad shit done gave the fuckin bubble guts.

[Big Bobby @Big_Bobby8]

If the mile high club was for sharting I’d be 1st in the nation.

[Big Bobby @Big_Bobby8]

Had to take a shit on the airplane. Bathroom was so small couldn’t even spread my damn legs. Turd barely could slide out of my ass. Messiest shit of my life.

[Big Bobby @Big_Bobby8]

Just yanked one for the first time in a week. Busted and hit the damn ceiling fan. Cum went flying fuckin everywhere.

[Big Bobby @Big_Bobby8]

Doc told me I need penis reduction surgery. Pray for me🙏🏼💪🏼

[Big Bobby @Big_Bobby8]

Done fuckin hookers. Tired of my pecker itchin. #overit

[Big Bobby @Big_Bobby8]

Was screwin my girlfriend and she wanted to anal so I grabbed the damn lube. Turns out it was fuckin Louisiana hot sauce. My fault babe.

[Big Bobby @Big_Bobby8]

Feels like there’s fuckin fire ants on my taint. Need some damn itchin cream.

[Big Bobby @Big_Bobby8]

Lost my damn dog earlier. Some liberal sissy shot him because he kept shittin in his yard. Rest easy boss. Pour one out for Hank tonight. #LLH #rip 💪🏼❤️

[Big Bobby @Big_Bobby8]

My neighbor just shot my fuckin dog. All over a damn ribeye. Rip Hank the Tank. ❤️🙏🏼💪🏼

[Big Bobby @Big_Bobby8]

Just ripped my fuckin pocket cooter in half. Put it between my mattress and bed frame and started going ape shit.

[Big Bobby @Big_Bobby8]

Was getting a damn blowy last night. Bitch went down and licked my fuckin gooch! That mf tickled so much I done accidentally kicked that hoe in the chin Adesanya style. #FCKB04

[Big Bobby @Big_Bobby8]

Just got back from the strip club. Scammed some Colombian bitch for a handjob. #FACUP24 💪🏼💪🏼

[Big Bobby @Big_Bobby8]

Was naked smoking a dart in my backyard. Ended up dropping that mother fucker and now I’ve got a 3rd degree burn on my pecker.

[Big Bobby @Big_Bobby8]

Just dropped a nuke in the Kroger bathroom. Was wiping so long I thought there was a damn marker in my ass.

[Big Bobby @Big_Bobby8]

Got the damn bubble guts at work. Was welding and a damn BB flew out of my ass. My fuckin ass cracks been greased up all day.

[Big Bobby @Big_Bobby8]

Got a damn boner at the gay bar. Fuck

[Big Bobby @Big_Bobby8]

@longjongriswald Foot on counter is definitely right behind the upside down rip