Chris

God is making me atone my sins with beautiful daughters.

[Chris @Big_Chri]

My car picks up quicker than some of these hoes text back

[Chris @Big_Chri]

@BlueWestlo

[HutchMF @HutchMF]

Alright ima say it…

I’m addicted to Deadlock.

[Chris @Big_Chri]

@loc4l_mm @crayonfps So I’m dogshit😤 the grind continues

[Chris @Big_Chri]

@tedcruz Please put it in your mouth and pull back the hammer

Livestream it so I can goon to it

[Chris @Big_Chri]

@FBIDirectorKash Release the 37 pages you’re hiding pedophile protector. Openly criticize Israel and condemn there actions overseas too while you’re at it bum

[Chris @Big_Chri]

So we are just buying political seats?

Get ready for a collapse and prepare your families. This regime and Israel’s war are going to destroy us.

How do I protect my kids from this

[Chris @Big_Chri]

@Brparadox 72,389

[Chris @Big_Chri]

@WarlordDilley @FBIDirectorKash Bot

[Chris @Big_Chri]

@FBIDirectorKash You should release the last 37 files from the Epstein document. You don’t care about America. You care about making your Israel backed politicians happy. Kindly leave office and step on a Lego

[Chris @Big_Chri]

@karen1smith1 @MikeRogersForMI Lmao Israel flag in the name. Just say you hate America and don’t actually care about the country you live in. Head butt a knife traitor

[Leo @Leonajardinho]

SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS FAST FOOD WORKERS, BUT I’M DONE…

I just ordered my own meal on a touchscreen terminal, selected my own drink, and walked to the counter to fetch my own tray.

Then the kiosk screen flipped around and asked for a 20% tip for "kitchen staff."

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

You cut 3 front-desk jobs to save on payroll, forced me to do the order entry myself, and now you want ME to supplement your workers' hourly wages because you refuse to pay them a living wage?

If I’m typing in my own order and carrying my own food, you should be tipping ME for doing the cashier's job.

THAT’S NOT A TIPPING CULTURE, THAT’S CORPORATE WAGE SUBSIDY.

[Chris @Big_Chri]

@MollinatorMom @EricLDaugh All of you should head butt a knife

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Here's a terrorist attack that ACTUALLY happened and isn't a false flag.

Of course they won't even talk about it.

[Chris @Big_Chri]

@SummitRacing Escalade v, Buick grand national, ford GT-40

[Chris @Big_Chri]

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[Chris @Big_Chri]

@th3jmanx On top of GTA 6 releasing this wonderful fall season. PEAK

[MOAC💰🏃🏻‍♂️💨🏁 @mindofachaser]

Well, this is officially peak life as a man.

Been a dad for less than 12 hours. Haven’t slept in 2 days. As a mf who has basically done it all and seen it all by 29, I’m telling you…becoming a father is the peak.

You don’t need the millions. You don’t need the cars, the watches, the businesses. If you have ever held your own son or daughter you’re already in the 1%.

If you don’t have kids? You’re unfortunately missing out on the greatest blessing there is. I really don’t know how else to say it tbh.

My daughter in my arms. My superwoman of a fiancée in the bed sleeping.

Just feeling these little fingers grasp my pinky to soothe herself to sleep is worth more than any deal or any car or any business.

Makes every single one of these unread emails or business “problems” I have feel completely insignificant.

Sure, one can love the game. Purpose, passion, philosophy, politics, these are important facets of living a full life as a man.

But fatherhood?

This is the peak.

[Chris @Big_Chri]

@AllInAbe $chriscasserly072

Need to figure out the weekend parlays 🙏