Big Jeanie

I’m just a fun-lovin’ gerl from Belfast. My Ma says I’m big-boned, but I says, like, ach not at all Mommy, sure I just love pastie suppers so I do.

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I was just sayin' this to my Mammy so I was.

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Why's this glipe always being given airtime on the Vine radio show?

Aye, and see yer man Trump? He's a total buck eejit so he is. He'd lie through his teeth if he thought he'd get a dime out of it.

#jeremyvine

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@bobservant Belfast - Banjoed!

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Thon ceiling could do wur a fresh lick of paint so it could #ThingsYouSayWhenYouCum

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@adrianmckinty @A_Noway See me like, I'm a big fan of dialect, colloquialisms and accents so I am.

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@adrianmckinty @ParkerLewisJR Here never mind the cat, sure if you fancy a few munce aff I'll write the next Sean Duffy yarn for ye. Mind you, I'd have til have him develop a penchant for big-boned fun-llovin' good time gerls from Belfast, so I wud.

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@adrianmckinty Tell ye what. I went out til the shaps and I near got blew inside out, so I did. But I’m indoors nar wur a large fish supper and a wee Bacardi and Coke. Weeker!

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I'm bloody scundered so I am. I was atein' a lovely bacon sandwich when the friggin' red sauce spurted out and went all down my new white tap.
I was up at the skrake a dawn on Boxing Day queuing outside Next til buy it.
Now it's ruined coz I'll never get the stain out. Ballix!

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Havin' a wee fry-up.
Sausage, bacon, fried tamattas, mushrooms, just two fried eggs, scrambled eggs, soda, patatah, beans, black puddin', white puddin' hash browns and two rounds of plain toast.
The New Year's diet's goin' great. I've usually fell off the wagon by now so I have.

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Happy New Year til yiz all!
I went out last night and had a few wee drinks to see the new year in, like.
Just woke up and my phone's sayin' it's January 3rd. But sure that can't be right, can it?

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There's a load of bad-tempered oul shite being written online about last night's episode. I loved it so I did.
Here's a viewer review I seen online that sums it up perfectly. #GavinandStacy

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@MarianKeyes Pure friggin' greed. Not only by 'em uns runnin' the shaps, but by society too. Despurt so it is.
Here, wud ye luk at me gettin' all philosophical and before I've even touched a drap the day too.

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@MarianKeyes Och, your Mommy's lovely so she is. Mind you she looks like she could give ye a right good clip round the ear if you stepped outta line.

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@MarianKeyes Ach sure she sounds like a nice good-livin’ and God-fearin’ wumman just like my own Mommy. Mind you nar, see if I start talkin’ during Coronation St, the language out of Mommy’s pure shackin’
Effs and blinds like a friggin’ docker so she does.

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#GMB Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu Go girl. You were brilliant so you were. Thon fella looked a rabbit caught in the headlights.

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£185 for a chile’s ski suit. I think these lads wud be better served til target Boris Johnson’s many weeans. My sister’s wee lad, Kyle, got his from Aldi for £15 quid and he got a a furry hat thew in for that as well. #dragonsden

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@MarianKeyes Here, Marian. I love your books and yi've inspired me til have a go myself.
'69 Shades of Bent Over backwards' is all about my heroine Lady Stackz O'Tool.
It's kinda racy and full of steamy boudoir carryin' on. Any chance of givin it a wee boost. Cheers Hun xxx.

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@adrianmckinty Here, c'mere Adrian. Have yah got a telephone number or email for thon Peeler, Sean Duffy? He sounds lovely so he does. I've fell out wur my Raymond and I'm on the prowl again, so I am.

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Down in Corn Market here having a few wee drinks with the gerls, Sandra and Gemma. I says til them, 'Now don't let me have any more than fifteen Pina Coladas before we get a bite til eat. Cos, like, I wanna keep a clear head for the fillum, so I do.

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@MarianKeyes Here, what was Santa like? Did yiz feed Rudolph a few carrots an all? I’d love til go til Lapland so I wud but I have a problem with big white beards. They scare me so they do. Always full of crumbs and aul chunks of pastie suppers. They give me the dry boak.