Bigdummy69

The Drunk Driving Master

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@stupidmarine Best part

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Something abt the peacefulness of sitting at the bar by yourself just hits different

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Type shit

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Back in this shitty town and day one I was drugged day 2 has to be better

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My black ass loves beer and vape stop playing

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Jets isn’t ready for the return of the biggest dummy…Stay tuned

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Can’t wait to pop into work feeling like I can drive #givemethemkeys

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I’m rocking a beater and and 1 shorts rn drinking a pbr happy Saturday fuck boys

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I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk. We go to parties

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Getting drunk on a Monday> getting drunk on a weekend #nobetterdrivethanamondaydrive

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I stay drinking and driving

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Currently dropping a mean shit to lady may by Tyler Childres. This shit is crazy

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Sam barber is legit straight and narrow is top tier

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Hitting the bar on a Monday this being legal shit is cool

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Yingling is good you Midwest pussies wish you could have some

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21 and driving get like me pussies

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Drunk driving,drunk texting, and drunk speeding call it the trifecta

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@DownPurp80778 best account on Twitter, give them a follow. I’d you’re down for football content and love Truman bulldogs you’ll love this shit #freeshoutoutbutnofreeshoutouts

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Thursday night more like drunk drive #foundmykeys

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My black is so drunk I started IDing people at a party I have 7 new fakes.#fuckthosebitches