Fuck You Derek Read

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@BarackObama I liked the part where you took credit for half a pipeline and said you wanted us to be energy independent with a str8 face.

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@BiebsMeExcita1D what the fuck has he done for you?

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@chiefwiggams happy birthday ray!

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@BarackObama come stand next to me after that happens and watch me pay $6/gal for gas

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@azzman77 by the way retard, your first response is littered with misspellings.

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@azzman77 don't you think at that point an employer would just say "hey give me ur name and ss # we will take care of the rest."

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@azzman77 if there were any such thing as a "work" record why the fuck would you have to submit a resume?

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@oneluvpooh if your family chose you to speak, I can rest assured that natural selection will eliminate your gene pool overtime 😊

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@BarackObama how many vacations have you been on in the past 3 years?

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@gue_manda get on google and translate it your fucking self. ...please translate

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@azzman77 what exactly this "work record" you speak of? Can I pull it with my credit report? Or are you just a retard?

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Saw an 8yr old wearin a hoodie and eating skittles. I had to stop him and tell him "that was soooo last week."

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I'm so excited I just threw up a little bit in my mouth #ThingsIHearAtWork

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@RudySnapped sorry to hear that. Either way, i'm unclear on why your tumor should be a public charge. I sincerely wish you the best.

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@BarackObama because she likes entitlement programs?

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@RudySnapped get a job that provides health insurance. Are you too good to work at Walmart or FedEx or a similar company?

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@BarackObama and it shouldn't be an entitlement for people that don't contribute

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@BarackObama it's funny that you think you have any room to criticize people's plans for energy spending... One word #solyndra

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@gillygal I apologize for the education that you received in this country that made you believe "great" & "greet" are one in the same.

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@Tapman85 who?