Michael Olise has now scored or assisted against every side he has faced in the Bundesliga:
⚽⚽⚽⚽🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️ vs. RB Leipzig
⚽⚽🅰️🅰️🅰️ vs. Werder Bremen
⚽⚽🅰️🅰️🅰️ vs. Freiburg
⚽⚽⚽🅰️🅰️ vs. Wolfsburg
⚽🅰️🅰️ vs. Heidenheim
⚽🅰️🅰️ vs. Gladbach
⚽🅰️🅰️ vs. Stuttgart
⚽🅰️🅰️ vs. Augsburg
⚽🅰️🅰️ vs. Hoffenheim
⚽⚽ vs. Frankfurt
⚽🅰️ vs. Dortmund
⚽🅰️ vs. Mainz
⚽🅰️ vs. Holstein Kiel
🅰️🅰️ vs. Hamburg
🅰️🅰️ vs. St. Pauli
⚽ vs. Bochum
🅰️ vs. Leverkusen
🅰️ vs. FC Koln
⚽ vs. Union Berlin
Set complete.
This is incredible. Truly life saving. I’m almost embarrassed to say how Mr. Tesla avoided a head on collision for me today. I was going up Ashland Terrace from Dayton Blvd (one lane up, two coming down to allow multi lane left hand turns) when this a$$hole veers into my lane like it was one of the left turn lanes. Mr. Tesla stopped immediately. I heard tires skidding on the pavement but I don’t if it was me or him. Speed limit was 25 which I was doing in chill mode. He was doing more than 25 since he was coming downhill and was in a hurry (I guess). Not only FSD react quicker than me to avoid the head on collision. It also allowed me to flip him off with both hands 🤣 as he sheepishly merged back in his lane. I bought FSD outright on February 13 so it seems it was the right decision. May have saved my life. I’m sure it was caught on video but I haven’t figured that out yet. 👍😃
🚨 My Tesla literally saved my life yesterday. What started as a normal drive turned terrifying fast.
I unintentionally fasted for 17 hours, took some medicine, and had a severe allergic reaction. My body shut down—I passed out while driving on the freeway, mid-conversation with my wife on the phone.
Thank God my Tesla had Full Self-Driving engaged. It detected I lost consciousness (thanks to the driver monitoring system), immediately slowed, activated hazards, and safely pulled over to the shoulder. No crash. No danger to anyone else on the road.
My wife heard me go silent and knew something was wrong. She used @Life360 to alert emergency services—they located me within 5 minutes.
They attended to me enough for me to tell them, 'I don't want to abandon my truck here on the freeway.' So the Tesla autonomously drove me the rest of the way to the ER. I walked in, got admitted, and they stabilized me overnight.
I'm being discharged today—levels back to normal, feeling grateful and alive.
Huge thanks to my incredible wife for staying calm and acting fast, and to @elonmusk@Tesla@tesla for engineering cars that literally protect lives when the driver can't. This isn't just convenience—it's life-saving tech. 🙏⚡❤️
🚨 Eric Garcia: “Yes, it’s true… there was a moment when it seemed I would leave for Como”.
“The match against Benfica changed everything. After speaking with Hansi Flick, I can now say staying was the best decision”.
🚨 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗔 𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗢! Harry Kane, Michael Olise and Luis Diaz were decisive again last night against RB Leipzig! 😍
🏴 Harry Kane:
🏟️ 34 matches for Bayern
⚽️ 39 GOALS
🎯 4 ASSISTS
🇫🇷 Michael Olise:
🏟️ 34 matches for Bayern
⚽️ 13 GOALS
🎯 26 ASSISTS
🇨🇴 Luis Diaz:
🏟️ 31 matches for Bayern
⚽️ 19 GOALS
🎯 12 ASSISTS
The best attacking trio in the world right now. ❤️