Ivana Bigóne

Middle-aged sarcastic genius. Things of mine that are big: my ass, my IQ, my boobs, my dreams & my travel budget. The lines starts here...

[Ivana Bigóne @BigoneIvana]

I’d like to wake up and put a big hard dick in my mouth, followed by a strong cup o’ coffee and a bowl of blackberries n’ cream. Is that asking too much? 🤔

[Ivana Bigóne @BigoneIvana]

I’m broken.😞

[💋𝐏𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐲💋 @PoppySm85]

💦👅 💦

[memes i found online @internet_posts]

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep

[Ivana Bigóne @BigoneIvana]

Back in the day, when I slept on my stomach, the one that got away would slide in from behind and fuck me awake. I miss him. #wakeupcall

[Ivana Bigóne @BigoneIvana]

@IgVoyeur More than I…

[Ivana Bigóne @BigoneIvana]

@IgVoyeur 5’2” 🤷‍♀️🫤

[Ivana Bigóne @BigoneIvana]

@IgVoyeur To which shit show are you referring?

[𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂...♡ @bria_110]

never forget

You are somebody's reason to masturbate.

[Slightly Difficult 💋 @NunYoBidnessCnt]

Idk who needs to see this but maybe someone does.. 🤷‍♀️🤣

[𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂...♡ @bria_110]

Hearing a guy breathlessly say “fuck” and “yes” while they’re fucking you or masturbating makes me weAK

[Double D 🇺🇸 @dvel86]

Yes.

[𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂...♡ @bria_110]

A true gentleman holds your hair back while you're giving him a blowjob.

[Ivana Bigóne @BigoneIvana]

Capricorn…only partially accurate and I am NOT a messy kisser!

[Ivana Bigóne @BigoneIvana]

You know you travel too much when you can’t remember which suitcase your favorite vibrator is in…

[Suki @skickwriter]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but more sex, less drama.

[Ivana Bigóne @BigoneIvana]

Sometimes twitter makes me feel inadequate. Now I know why I took a twitter break.