ohmygoshjosh🔥

If you’re bored, then you’re boring. I’m a king because I married a Queen @ihoplollipop . Nice meeting you too.

[ohmygoshjosh🔥 @diss_guy_]

We all act like little kids on here. So I just wanna let you know my dad can beat up your dad.

[ohmygoshjosh🔥 @diss_guy_]

Old people say their generation was tough. The local facebook page determines that was a lie.

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

I dislike confrontations, but sometimes I have to disagree with the voices in my head.

[ohmygoshjosh🔥 @diss_guy_]

I’ll never hate or be jealous on anyones success I want everyone winning.

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

Sometimes people make your heart skip a beat . . . other times they just give you heartburn.

[ohmygoshjosh🔥 @diss_guy_]

Broke people throw way better parties than rich people

[BB 🖤 @_BJB_5]

I might not fuck with you no more but I ain't talkin bad on you either..

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

social media is fake. enjoy your life.

[ohmygoshjosh🔥 @diss_guy_]

@Zoya_ki_batein You just didn’t catch her peak in the two pictures

[ohmygoshjosh🔥 @diss_guy_]

How is it a law that you have to wear a seatbelt but you are allowed to ride a motorcycle?

[ohmygoshjosh🔥 @diss_guy_]

I’ll get $800 on pump one please.

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

If you see me smiling in public it means I'm laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head.

[ꀭꍏꌩ @jayycentr]

Private people be having fun too... we just don't care if you know.

[ohmygoshjosh🔥 @diss_guy_]

Lots of man hate on this app.

[ohmygoshjosh🔥 @diss_guy_]

I love cold coffee but I hate when my coffee gets cold

[marie @astou_jolie]

Y'all don't ignore people enough. That's why you stressed out.

[ohmygoshjosh🔥 @diss_guy_]

@YunggNinoo @Dabombbestmari Reading comprehension must be hard for you

[ohmygoshjosh🔥 @diss_guy_]

If you pack a bag for 4 days and it’s heavier than you are, you overpacked.

[ohmygoshjosh🔥 @diss_guy_]

I don’t have a problem with a lot of illegal shit, but I can’t stand when people litter.

[ohmygoshjosh🔥 @diss_guy_]

At 18 you can help decide the future of the country, but not buy a alcoholic drink. Make that make sense.

[ohmygoshjosh🔥 @diss_guy_]

I’m gonna practice free will and sleep on my roof naked tonight.