Allen Myers

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

[Allen Myers @BigshotAllen]

@ahtzib https://t.co/ZYTITeZriP

[Allen Myers @BigshotAllen]

@GameSack I was curious if the Game Sack Blu Ray was still in stock (I have em, I was just curious). If you just google Game Sack and go to the shopping tab they're there. But so is something much cooler and useful.

[Allen Myers @BigshotAllen]

@38Godfrey For the record, the Vanilla Oreos are actually 10 times better than the others. It ruins the joke, but I guess that's why cookies aren't good metaphors for society.

[Allen Myers @BigshotAllen]

@38Godfrey Gruden (probably): I just love Oreo cookies. I just can't get enough of how the diversity of a single cookie is the strength.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Buster. He's having the best day ever. Gets to play in the pool AND get rained on at the same time. 13/10 every lab's dream

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Jupiter. He is the sleeping dog that every cartoon of a sleeping dog is based on. 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Fudge. She may not be the sharpest pup in the world, but more importantly, she is not a quitter. 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Lucy. She likes to bring her human random objects every time they take a bath. 13/10 a thoughtful queen

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Well, it’s Groundhog Day…again. It’s the one time where social media really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather…

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

They like Itchy. They like Scratchy. One kid seems to love the Speedo man. What more do they want!?

[Allen Myers @BigshotAllen]

@38Godfrey

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Good luck on those New Year's resolutions.

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

January 1st! Better get goin' on those taxes, Neddie.

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

Ohh! Will this horrible year never end?

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

Welcome to T.G.I. McScratchy's, where it's constantly New Year's Eve!

[Georgia Football @GeorgiaFootball]

⚜️ DAWGS TRAVEL ⚜️

#GoDawgs | #CFBPlayoff

[Georgia Football @GeorgiaFootball]

Dawgs in the Big Easy⚜️

#GoDawgs

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

Funzo's soft and cuddly. With lots of firepower!

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

Mr. Plow is a loser (and I think he is a boozer)...🎵

[Sega-16.com (@sega-16.bsky.social) @Sega16]

Merry Christmas to all of our readers! Have a safe and happy holiday!