April Fools Australia
1 month ago diesel was $1.50/L.
Filling 100-litre fill-up at $1.50/L
Excise duty (fuel tax): $52.00
GST: $13.64
Total tax paid (excise + GST): $65.64
This week $3.28/L
Excise: $52.60 for 100 L
GST: $29.82 (approx., based on total $328 ÷ 11)
Total tax: $82.42
As of tomorrow, Albo has passed on a 50% cut on the fuel excise.
April fools, they still make their same $ figure due to increased prices collecting GST.
They collected $65 per 100L of diesel before the mess.
They collected $83 per 100L during the mess.
And as of tomorrow they collect about $65 per 100L of diesel.
While we ALL pay 100% more, they are flat.
They should be removing the excise completely and start working out how this country survives without international support.
We have everything here.
We have the commodities.
We have the man power.
We have the land.
We just don't have brains in parliament.
This is how I would save Australia:
- Crush communists and Islamists, Lee Kuan Yew style crackdown on crime, social decay.
- Completely redesign NDIS, save $30 billion a year. Use savings to:
- Build 150 subway stations across the five major Australian cities. Bring the Paris/London/NYC metro to Sydney, Melbourne, Perth, Brisbane.
- Build high speed rail down entire eastern seaboard. Brisbane to the Gold Coast in 15 minutes. Sydney to Melbourne in 1.5 hours.
- Build 50 nuclear power plants like France - decarbonise our entire energy grid while making ourselves completely self sufficient in energy for the next 100 years.
- Drastically lower migration, redefine national identity to emphasise that we are a Western country.
Per capita GDP $130,000. Significantly cheaper energy, housing and transport. Decarbonised electricity grid and way less travel emissions but we refuse deindustrialiation and we refuse far-left efforts to dissolve the nation.
IMAGINE THINKING ROOT IS BETTER THAN SMITH.
Joe Root just hit 160. Great. He’s tied with Ponting at 41 tons. Fantastic. But let’s be real: Root is playing a different game than Steve Smith. 🙄
While Root spent the last two years racking up hundreds on flat tracks to fix his stats, Smith just walked into the SCG and:
• Passed Sir Don Bradman for the most runs ever scored against England (5,085!).
• Passed Jack Hobbs to become the #2 Ashes run-scorer of all time.
• Hit his 37th century in fewer innings than Sachin Tendulkar.
Root is a master of volume, but Smith is the master of destruction. Root scores runs when the sun is out; Smith scores runs to break English hearts and rewrite the history books. 🇦🇺
You can keep your "consistent accumulation." I’ll take the man who only has the Don left to catch.
Smith > Root. It’s not a debate anymore; it’s a fact.
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