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Peter Obi / Messi / Chelsea 💙

[Mr. Papito🤵 @1danfulcreation]

APC has mobilized influencers and their campaign instruction is just these three lines.

1. “Peter Obi used to be my favorite—but he’s too weak to lead.”

2. “I used to be an Obidient, but let us give Tinubu time for his reforms.”

3. "APC has won the election already.”

BEWARE!

[LIVELY @mc_lively_]

😭😭😭😭
This is their new pattern…

I used to be an Obidient 😭😭😭

My friend if you were once Obidient, NOTHING in this world can make you support Tinubs

[veriTY™️ @VERITY_HQ]

Which thick ?

You’re FAT as pig joor

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

I have consistently continued to respectfully appeal to those in office today to prioritise reconstruction and maintenance of existing roads and other infrastructure over commencing new ones.

I left someone in Onitsha on Saturday night to take the first bus to Lagos on Sunday morning. Until I left Lagos at 8 pm yesterday, he had not arrived in Lagos. He only arrived in Lagos at about 2 pm today. A journey that usually takes a maximum of 8 hours now takes nearly two days.

This is not just about bad roads. It is about lost man-hours, stranded passengers sleeping on highways, wasted fuel, damaged vehicles, delayed goods, and businesses losing millions of naira.

Nigerians do not need new projects just for the headlines. We need functional roads that make life and economic activity possible.

A government must understand that infrastructure is not necessarily about the size of the project; it is about the number of lives and livelihoods it improves.

A new Nigeria is POSSIBLE, and Nigeria will be OK. -PO

[chef_Dan 👨🏾‍🍳🦅❤️ @ParodyChef]

_ @officialEFCC I’m broke and I need money to pay rent by next month, can you guys borrow me 400k from the money efcc recovered from embezzlers ?

I will pay back 15k every month for 2 years

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

If I were auditioning for the role for a government official embroiled in a conspiracy and he walked in the room, I’d just walk right out.

[Kagan @KaganTech]

Every year Jason Statham puts out a movie where he plays Jason Statham... He seeks vengeance for some ill action that's none of his business and gets it. Every year I watch it knowing exactly what will happen.

Mutiny done and dusted. See you again next year with the exact same storyline 🤣

[Ogechukwu OnyeLife💯 @kingsleynovich]

Isabella, You killed Master Oogway?

[Tennis King @TennisKingHQ]

One of the worst yet best feelings in life. Everyone needs to experience this at least once.

[Fred @Fedrickkkkkk]

Na me dey repay the money wey una chop sporty for may.

[Ichie Holy Palliative @Ifeanyi_Nnaji1]

See the way Chelsea moves when they want to discard a player.
Dem quickly collect no.9 shirt from Delap give am to Joao Pedro🤣
Dem no even need to beg Delap to find another club dem first naked am make him mind dey🤣🤣🤣🤣

[PROLACTIN 💉🏃🏽‍♂️🩺 @prolactin_]

All that lady had to do was get her NAFDAC registration

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

You’ll think this is rage bait, but I promise you, this is their thought process.

[ADrianinHD @young_mod1]

would you have followed him to calabar 2 weeks to your exams?

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

The reason why ADELEKE triumphed is that voters came out 43% percent is better than the recent voter turnout

If at least 60m people come out in 2027 the elections will be too big to rig

Nigerians must come out

[Palmer10 @Palmererrandboy]

Your time is coming let’s handle maresca first

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Moment Nigerian Lionel Messi fans take to the streets with Ogene to pay tribute to his father

[Fred @Fedrickkkkkk]

Una funny for this app

Which one be “36/50 we were almost close”

For game wey 14 cut?

[STARBOY GUCCI🖤🦉🖤 @Guccistarbol]

Verydarkman still dey deceive himself dey go, did Jude divert funds or not as Peter said?

That’s the main topic here, leaking the secrets Peter told you or didn’t tell you doesn’t dismiss the main topic, address that and stop running around circles 😂