Bijan Mostafavi

Just Tweeting and Twerking.

[Bijan Mostafavi @BijansComedy]

@ChaelSonnen Dillon wins the night! Even with @arielhelwani ‘s bias commentary.

[Bijan Mostafavi @BijansComedy]

@arielhelwani Dillon won the night.

[Gordon Downs @gordondowns]

I'm making a documentary about the @AmericanDadTBS fanbase and the possible connection with autistic adults, all wrapped up in my quest for official merchandise. Please RT! #AmericanDad https://t.co/J7hnfiEbtk

[Bijan Mostafavi @BijansComedy]

@ZoltanCOMEDY There’s a word missing.

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@TpyxaNews Wtf is this music

[Bijan Mostafavi @BijansComedy]

@byoungcomedy @dominos You pre ordered a morning pizza before 10am? Rookie

[Bijan Mostafavi @BijansComedy]

@byoungcomedy Climate Gone.

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@ZoltanCOMEDY The Polar bears are actually watching their houses burn down.

[Bijan Mostafavi @BijansComedy]

@ZoltanCOMEDY What?

[Big John McCarthy @JohnMcCarthyMMA]

Judge Shelyna Brown says @cainmma is a danger to all Santa Clara residents which we know is untrue. Yes, he is a danger to 1 resident, while that 1 resident is free and is a danger to every child in Santa Clara county and beyond!! Where is the logic?

[American Comedy Co. @americancomco]

NEXT WEDNESDAY NOV 24TH! The Night Before Thanksgiving! Come downtown and get faded before having to deal with your family for the weekend! https://t.co/44uG3QmCCB

[Bijan Mostafavi @BijansComedy]

I’m at the @ComedyStoreLJ tonight at 8pm with @zachmillerdawg, @seansmcbride and ice cream from @davewright and the @PBIceCreamCo !

[American Comedy Co. @americancomco]

COMING SOON! WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 24!
STREET JUSTICE! Home For The Holidaze! https://t.co/44uG3QmCCB

[Bijan Mostafavi @BijansComedy]

@embae6 @ChallengeMTV I think everyone will 😂

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@ChallengeMTV She’s the most annoying person on the Challenge since Ninja.

[Bijan Mostafavi @BijansComedy]

Tonight baby!

[American Comedy Co. @americancomco]

TONITE! @AthleticBrewing Presents: STREET JUSTICE! HALLOWEEN HOEDOWN! Stand-Up, Magic, Music, ROAST BATTLES + Costume Contest w/ $300 Cash Prize! No Cover! 8PM

[American Comedy Co. @americancomco]

TONITE! @AthleticBrewing Presents: STREET JUSTICE! HALLOWEEN HOEDOWN! Stand-Up, Magic, Music, ROAST BATTLES + Costume Contest w/ $300 Cash Prize! No Cover! 8PM

[Bijan Mostafavi @BijansComedy]

TONIGHT BABY

I’m hosting a show with @jeremiahstandup, @KimblesHume and @gordondowns at Hotel Solamar San Diego’s Upper East Bar!

Tix available:
https://t.co/v54zmjz8oO

[Bijan Mostafavi @BijansComedy]

@americancomco @AthleticBrewing @gordondowns @troopcomedy @neilsinghcomedy @EleanorRepass @GaslampQuarter @visitsandiego @sdut @CBS8 @brians24 YEAAAAAAAAAAAA

[American Comedy Co. @americancomco]

COMING SOON! @AthleticBrewing Presents...
STREET JUSTICE! HALLOWEEN HOEDOWN!
Comedy! Music! ROAST BATTLES!
$300 Ca$h Prize Costume Conte$t!
https://t.co/KgDhFFm1hJ