Kimbles Hume

Ex-corporate CMO turned stand up comedian
Mum of twin boys
Brit living in SoCal

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Why can I get 1000 things done between 9am and noon and like, NOTHING done between noon and 5pm?

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

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The question everyone’s asking is what will happen to the Queens corgis? It is confirmed that the late Queens dogs, Muick, Lissy, Sandy and Candy, have signed on to shoot the first season of The real housedogs of Buckingham Palace. #corgis #QueenElizabethmemes #queenelizabeth

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I consider myself a feminist but I don’t love that word, it rubs me the wrong way. As a feminist I expect to be rubbed the right way.

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POV. Don’t write ‘POV’ in front of your point of view 🤷🏼‍♀️

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TONIGHT!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[JenSaunderson.bsky.social @JenSaunderson]

I get to feature for @JennyZigrino tonight for a night of comedy in San Diego for @KimblesHume's Kimbles 'N Bits at @SDMBResort 8PM
Tickets are available: https://t.co/WC01YgEWta

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As an optimist I’m optimistic that people consider me an optimist, but most people just consider me annoying #optimist #optimistic #OptimisticOctober #optimism #selfawareness

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Thanks for coming! 🙏🏼💙🎙

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Say weeeeeeeeee

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

New slide at the local park 🤨

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@TheAdamGabel 🤣🤣🤣 Say touché!

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WEDNESDAY!

[American Comedy Co. @americancomco]

SAN DIEGO! WEDNESDAY OCT 6 Kimbles N' Bits Presents @ericarhodes! w/ @AbbyFeldman & @PallaviGunalan + more! Tix link... https://t.co/b43D6dakCm

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EXCITED FOR THIS!!!

[American Comedy Co. @americancomco]

Wednesday October 6th! @ericarhodes headlines with @KimblesHume @PallaviGunalan @AbbyFeldman & @AmirTheAmiracle! Tickets >>> https://t.co/b43D6dakCm

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@NPRinterns It’s a hair band. But more often than not it’s a bracelet.

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YAAAAAAS , can't wait for this one!!!

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Whatever, wake me up when it’s Aniston and Pitt

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@SaraBergmark Do you count?!

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That feeling when you’re the last person walking onto a plane, BUT you have a @Starbucks in your hand #worthit

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Sorry to burst your bubble but *NSYNC should have been called *NAUTOTUNE

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@TheAdamGabel Hope you’re feeling ok!

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I’m just over here muting Clubhouse notifications once a week, every week, 5 weeks and counting #clubhouse #Clubhouse #clubhouse