Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳

[Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳 @BikeHubbard]

Twitter has become a mouthpiece for fascism, conspiracy theory culture, and AI generated garbage. It's absolute diarrhea and I cannot in good conscience be a part of it.

Catch me on Bluesky and Discord for now. Or IRL at bike events when I have time. BYE!

[Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳 @BikeHubbard]

If hurricane evacuation price gouging discourse or Dem weather control machine chit chat is getting you down, just remember - They’re probably all Russian chat bots.

[Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳 @BikeHubbard]

@mliebow @but_cyclists What makes the roads dangerous? Why are the roads a mess?

[Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳 @BikeHubbard]

@mliebow @but_cyclists You’d be pretty bitter and angry too if other road users put your life at risk multiple times a day for the egregious crime of commuting.

[Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳 @BikeHubbard]

The Purge, except it's cyclists taking jackhammers to LSD.

[Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳 @BikeHubbard]

Hubbard Bike Lane users are bold and steadfast !

[Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳 @BikeHubbard]

Being afraid to commute on CTA is hilarious. Imagine even trying to pull out a weapon when the 66 is packed bootie to belly button at 8:30am.

[Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳 @BikeHubbard]

BICYCLOGICAL WARFARE

[Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳 @BikeHubbard]

@iamtobster @cathshiang @Boenau 🤭

[Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳 @BikeHubbard]

@cathshiang @Boenau No no, completely on board with you. There’s nothing more dangerous and scary than these two wheeled terrorists disregarding the rules of the road.

[Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳 @BikeHubbard]

@cathshiang @Boenau Yes absolutely spot on. Given the choice between getting hit by a car and bicycle, I’d take the car any day. Those bikes are absolutely the deadliest thing on the road.

[Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳 @BikeHubbard]

@broadwayraised @lincolnavebike @belmontbikelane @MilwaukeeAvBike @DearbornBikeLn @HalstedBikeLn @AugustaBikeLane @DickensGreenway u will need to sub to my PREMIUM of for that only $5/ month 💓🔥🍑🍆💧

[Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳 @BikeHubbard]

omfg it is PERFECT outside right now

[Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳 @BikeHubbard]

@foxyjewishmama “I need a ride home to go get some groceries for the girls so I’ll call when I’m on the road.”

…

1. I do not have daughters
2. I do not need a ride, I have a bike
3. I do not live in a grocery store
3. If I were to drive, I would not use my cell phone while doing so

[Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳 @BikeHubbard]

@Shredded_teat Proud elitist here, just received my latest $172k deposit LFG 🫡

[Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳 @BikeHubbard]

I have been informed there was also a Bears game during that time period. Is there a correlation between Chicago sports and traffic congestion across the city? Seems like it would be helpful in determining the best times for chill intracity rides.

[Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳 @BikeHubbard]

Workshopped a few Ripping Hot Takes on r/chicago about Mexican Independence Day, but I think they still need some tweaks.

Instead you get this:

It was great biking casually around the city yesterday afternoon. Maybe cos many drivers stayed home due to potential for MID traffic.

[Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳 @BikeHubbard]

I got yer gas tax right here

*prhbhtpthtptbhbtphth*

[Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳 @BikeHubbard]

I do not advocate for the banning of single occupant vehicles, an increase in traffic calming measures, or improvements to mass transit.

No. I advocate for the destruction of cars. With explosives, fire, kinetic force, as long as they are destroyed.

[Hubbard Bike Lane 🍺 🚴🏾🐕 🌳 @BikeHubbard]

All cars should quite literally be destroyed.

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Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum