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[JOKO @ItsJoko]

NEVER dice up a jalapeño and then touch your lil beast #ouch

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Singing the Canadian anthem in North Carolina is so funny. These people don’t give a fuck about that. This is troop respecting country. Beef Jerky and nascar. Fat chicks with their cracks out. I’ve never been to North Carolina but that’s what I think

[FMC (📈,📈) @FreeMrktCptlst]

waking up and immediately smoking weed so your day feels like this and not episode 7,054 of Squid Games

[Pitbull @pitbull]

If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ricooooooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

[garshmo @garshmo]

Girls knit cause they are spiders

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

getting in the shower is something that can take 4 or even 5 hours

[stef @meritforsadness]

Yeah the aurora borealis is a thing of beauty but I’d rather see those areolas let’s berealis

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

butt naked standing in front of the computer with the captain Morgan stance I just wanna say to the federal agent looking thru my front cam welcome to the meat show Cuzo

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Back in my college ball days they called me the Tortured Lover

[chasen baggs @unprotectedflex]

Fuck BeReal i need some CeReal #goodmorning

[mtl succubus @mtl_bitch]

what happened tonight gin and tonically can never happen again

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Getting erectile in dis function

[Taco @ThatDudeTaco]

Ima get better ong