Bill Cerretti

British, born in Scotland and have lived in England so long I can’t tell the difference between Paisley and Crewe.

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@Mrgregles I watched the documentary again today. Not for the first time but in response to all the noise about John. I sobbed when I watched you and your family. Lots of love.

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@GlorifiedDonkey My golf buddy used to say ‘anything inside a cock’s length’. I had to putt everything out and he’d claim that one as a gimmie for himself!

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@DAaronovitch @Miss_Snuffy Why is it that I continually get the feeling that you are trying the get her to ‘say the thing’?

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@DarrenMcRae3 @GarethBale11 Anyone know the ruling here?

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@getm0ney @RestrictedReels https://t.co/HVJ0cLCUZN

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@KingBobIIV @StDerfel Get the ultimate explorer ticket. £46 online and allows entry to all the museums (dockyard and all its attractions plus in Gosport, the submarine and explosion museums). It lasts for a year and you can take as many harbour tours as you like. Great value.

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@afneil You don’t often see them in dock with aircraft up top but here is a pic I took on my phone back in October (2023). Not very clear but there are 8 of them. Also, one from today as it left its mooring, quite a sight.

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@FunFootyQuote https://t.co/sT3uvWtNYC

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@MarkAndrewConn1 @Effiedeans Where did Effie mention Rangers?

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@FightHaven I cannot get past the fact that either they are peeing with the seat down or she is sitting on the ceramic!

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@5DAZ5 @Callum_TH @Erudite4Unity @paulieboy1 Ruins Tuesday’s as well! 😬

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@JimQuirkESQ 🤔

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@DerSchwarzBaron

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@Carnalea1 @Choyaa13 I had to stop listening after about 2 minutes in and one Pawed-raig too many! Surely if he watched the film he’d know how to pronounce the name?

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@ClaireKeeley80 @Limerick1914 Just to be clear, Liam’s work disproves this nonsense which seems to circulate every so often despite his efforts.

[Liam Hogan @Limerick1914]

This gobshite has 2.1m followers. Feel like I’m trying to bail out a sinking ship with a teaspoon.

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@ClaireKeeley80 If your genuinely interested @Limerick1914 is a great place to start https://t.co/12S4l3pVEF

[Liam Hogan @Limerick1914]

This is what we are up against. This Facebook page has almost one million followers. Claims that "Irish slavery" was abolished in 1834.

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@clownworld I was in Disneyland Paris about 20 years ago and a guy had a ‘Jesus was a c**t’ T-shirt on. Even now I regret not demonstrating my offence to his ‘freedom of speech’.

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@Richardtheseco2 Got it, it took a while mind you!

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@writingnomad999 I need to stop reading the comments now 😢

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@chiller @RichMountbasket @Otto_English @mattlodder That’s nice of you to say but if I moved to London I’ll still be a Scot, never a Londoner. I’ve lived in several parts of England over the last 30+ years and I’m still a Scot. I suspect born and bred Londoners will say they are Londoners no matter where they live.