Bill Ebbs

[Currys @currys]

My washing machine 6 minutes after it said it had 30 seconds left on the cycle

[Bill Ebbs @BillEbbs]

@MayorofLondon wanker

[Bill Ebbs @BillEbbs]

@TfL wankers

[Bill Ebbs @BillEbbs]

@thameswater stick the water back on I need a cuppa tea & a shower

[Stephen R Power @racingblogger]

Girlfriend: Are you seriously going to sit there and gamble on horses all week

Me:

#CheltenhamFestival

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

Little pigs reading this

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

I certainly won’t be taking the word of a man who’s just run off with my toilet.

[Grace @graceyldn]

The final scene of Saltburn

[michael wave @michael___wave]

imagine you’re an elephant, minding your own business, thinking elephant thoughts. and then the cornucopia truck breaks down right next to you. what a day. what a day to be an elephant

[CHIPFAT @CHIPFAT_]

Dudley Dursley at the zoo trying to make the snake move

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

Adidas’ announcement for Declan Rice, featuring a lot of familiar faces. 😂❤️ #afc

[Transfer News Central @TransferNewsCen]

West Ham believe a third Arsenal offer of around £100m for midfielder Declan Rice is imminent. (Mail on Sunday)

[Ian Wright @IanWright0]

Lovely dinner with the lads 🫶🏾♥️ #OnceAlways

[Bill Ebbs @BillEbbs]

Moody @theribman in Lidl

[Bill Ebbs @BillEbbs]

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