Bill Gardon

Vice-President of sarcasm. Preferred pronoun: Your Grace. My thoughts won’t fit on a bumper sticker.

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@NunesAlt @DevinCow Said it before, will say it again. Steve Kornacki loves politics more than most people love their kids.

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@RexChapman Does this surprise anyone?

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@chessninja Let the flimsily supported extrapolations begin!!

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@lularobs If the Hyper Accelerated Dragon was called the Euwe Sicilian, it would be less popular than the Cambridge Springs Defense.

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@SueM2022 Dam it!!

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@JeremyWGR Establish the run. Then. Now. Always.

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@lularobs Italian.

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@HWHoopsCentral @RexChapman

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@Popehat Any chance that the performative idiots could ruin their own stuff?

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@AriCohn @mmasnick You left out the holiday season human trafficking rings terrorizing shoppers at the local Target.

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@ohmyhoven A peanut butter and bacon sandwich is proof that God exists, and he loves us.

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@chesscom Drink.

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@ayo_ev @TdCass0856 @MikeBradleyMKE 39 years in the retail grocery business.

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@TdCass0856 @MikeBradleyMKE I know SPAM is unnaturally in Hawaii. I also know that this not the “SPAM aisle” of a grocery store. This is a separate display, for the reasons I outlined previously.

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@TdCass0856 @MikeBradleyMKE Spam next to Oreos!? This is likely a display,rather than the regular aisle. Also, no other items from the canned meat category. It’s also possible this was built to enter a contest sponsored by Hormel.

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@Popehat On a related note, I’m really looking forward to the myriad breathless escapes from human traffickers in the parking lot of your local Target.

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@AndyGrewal @JoeNBC If only Pete had been forward thinking enough to cut MLB in on his winnings…

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@JeremyWGR Fun fact: organic bananas are 94011. Any organic item is the regular code preceded by a nine.

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@beckarabecka @RexChapman Nah. His screensaver is a gallery from an old Sears and Roebuck catalog, girls section, of course.