@SouthwestAir I know it’s new but this new procedure is not working. Luckily I went and waited early for group 2 boarding and even being 2nd in line I couldn’t get my bag close to my seat. I’m A list preferred with premier CC and don’t feel valued
My wife just put on a masterclass of parenting.
Almost 2YO bites the crap out of 4YO. Good bite. In his flank right below rib cage. Painful spot. Drew blood.
Spiderman bandaid applied.
Sentenced 2Y to a 2-hour timeout loud enough for 4yo to hear. This Appeases 4yo who wants revenge. (It’s really just nap time for 2yo and 4yo doesn’t know this, so a two-hour timeout does seem extreme).
4Y ain’t done. Says 2Y shouldn’t get any presents from Santa. Wife says how will Santa know if you don’t write him a letter? So tricks him into working on his ABCs while narcing on his brother to Santa. Very focused to get this letter right.
Then sends me and 4Y to run errands and get ice cream to make it feel better.
House cleared out and quiet, she grabs a nap.
Chess not checkers.
BREAKING: Five-Star Plus+ EDGE Colin Simmons tells me he has Committed to Texas!
The Top 5 Player in the ‘24 Class chose the Longhorns over LSU and Miami
“I’m coming home to make a statement headed into the SEC.”
https://t.co/I6VZ24JxDT
A ceremony repeated every year on this day in France: sand of Omaha Beach brings forward from the brightness of the stone the names of the fallen, 79 years ago #Today#DDay
[📹 Jackie Speier: https://t.co/lg6cxu4gzk]